EPIC RAP BATTLES of W3!!
EPISODE 1:
ENVY (FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST)
VERSUS!
FLUTTERSHY (MY LITTLE PONY)
BEGIN
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ENVY
What the hell is this nonsense?
This is gonna be easy
I'm a freaking Homunculus
Wasting my breath on a pony
I'm the most popular of 'em all
Behind Mustang and the Elrics
You're just a broken up toy
Dug by that trash-eating Faust chick
You're one of God's mistakes
A true epitome of a waste
I can just put on your face,
And make you a total disgrace,
Oh wait, you did it for me
When you flew in a rage
And scared your friends so bad
That they all ran away!
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FLUTTESHY
*Sob! Sob!* That's so mean! *Sob!
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RD
Hey, pull yourself together! You want him get away with verbal murder?
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FLUTTERSHY
No... no...
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RD
Them slam him back, Fluttershy!
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ENVY
Oh I'm gonna enjoy this.
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FLUTTERSHY
Uh... okay. Ahem...
I don't like being mean
But I this to say,
So listen up!
Um... it's if that's okay.
People only like you
Because you're a girly looking tool
If it weren't for that
People would really hate you!
You spread conflict and hatred
I'm the element of kindness
I want to spread happiness
You hurt people because you like it
You're such a big meanie
You make Discord look like a fairy
You act all big and tough
But you're really small and, um... kinda scary.
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RD
*Facehoof*
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ENVY
HA HA HA HA HA!
That's rich!
Look at you, stating the obvious
and what's been said before
You do that and hump critters
What else are you good for?
NOTHING
Other than making humans waste their time
Watching your bullshit adventures
when they could be earning a dime!
You turn tail and cry
When a Griffon screams in your face
You're even scared of your Shadow
Pride'll have a field day on your case!
You piss yourself so easily
It's just hilarious and SAD.
The animals clean up YOUR mess
At that stupid little ranch!
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FLUTTERSHY
So maybe I'm not the bravest
But at least I got friends
Who are willing to help me
from all across the land
You talk like you're better
Like you don't need a friend
But I know that deep down
That's what you wish you really had
You murder, manipulate
and do other things terrible
All so we can be just like you:
MISERABLE
I'm best friends with a lot of creatures
Big and small
While other than those big meanies
You got NO ONE at all!
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ENVY
......
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FLUTTERSHY
Oh, I'm sorry... Um... was I being too mean?
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RD
Wow... poker faced.
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WHO WON!
WHO'S NEXT?
U DECIDE!
IT'S EPIC RAP BATTLES OF W3!!!
