"Augh! I gotta get this crown off me! Double augh, it's stuck on somehow! Wait, this is a Super Mario thing, right? Maybe if I think Nintendo thoughts... uh uh, you can kill the Phanto if you grab a star in Super Mario 2. Uh, Miyamoto shoulda retired a long time ago. Wait, I got it! If I run into a turtle, that should make me drop the crown!"
"Maybe I'll do a little sunbathing on a log today. Wait, there's a little human girl in a fancy dress coming this-"
(SMASH!)
"Hey, what's the big idea? You coulda cracked my shell! Wait, Byron, where'd you come from? Did you see a little girl around here?"
"Whew. Not anymore!"
"I think she was wearing this..."
"Oh, NOBODY'S gonna be wearing this anymore! Hand me that bat!"
And so with a little ingenuity and the unwitting assistance of a friend, Byron finally relieved himself of the Super Crown curse, and in the process, rescued another cherished friend. The one in his diaper. His penis, in case you missed the subtle innuendo.
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