Bourbon clears his throat, preparing for the stinging comeback he's going to make at the Golden Lion Calzone. He puts on his best bragging face, crosses his arms, leans back and has commenced with bragging... but he's made a mistake. The stop sign he was planning to lean on is further back than he thought. As a result, he slips and bangs his head against it.
The bullies are unimpressed. Mission failed...
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