"I, DataPacRat, do solemly affirm that I will support and defend the Constitution of New Attica and the Constitution of the Virtual Canton of Geimthing against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I will obey the orders of the Federal Executive of New Attica and the President of the Virtual Canton of Geimthing; that I make this obligation freely, without any mental reservations or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the Office of Lieutenant in the Organized Militia of the Virtual Canton of Geimthing upon which I am about to enter."