Donovan "Stripes" McDaniel is his name and he's got the worst luck. He walks out on his boss after a particularly bad day at work and suddenly a huge 2000 breaks from off from the rusty stone rock wall above him, smashing onto his head and making him go loopy. It's the first time today he's been happy at all though. Look at all those stars and bells. He might want to pull his shorts back up though. All the people around seem to be laughing and pointing. He might have also had a bit of a bladder failure there too. Oh dear.
He doesn't know why the 2000 in particular fell on his head. They were etching in stone "Over 2000 Served" at the fast food restaurant he worked at but it was pretty cheap arcitecture. He should have been more prepared in hindsight. Oh well.
... Seriously though, thank you all for this. I appreciate the fact that so many people like my weird shit. I'll keep making it for you as long as you do. A lot of what's depicted in this picture kind of mirrors myself actually.
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