I'm not Touching You... This Summer, the Smith's packed up their car and went on a road trip. The little ones were excited and anxious because their parents did not tell them where they were going to visit or what they were going to do. Unfortunately, road trips do take time and boredom inevitably sets in. It didn't take too long for Kyle to start playing the 'I'm not touching you...' game with his little brother. Needless to say, Caiden was not pleased and whined about it each time Kyle did it. The game was eventually stopped after an evil eye from Cheryl and Mike threatening to pull the car over.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Road Trip Party Foul The problem with long road trips and diaper wearing toddlers/babies is that over time nature takes its course and stinks up the whole car. Kyle has the unfortunate please of getting the brunt of Caiden's stinky pants.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Roadside Diaper Change I guess a positive of having a diaper dependent cub in your car for a long roadtrip is that it forces you to stop every so often. I mean it would be better if the stop wasn't to change a poopy diaper and to air out the car, but you take what you can get I guess. Always look at the bright side.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- First Stop: The Beach After a couple hours on the road, they finally reached their first destination and the cubs couldn't be anymore excited. They had arrived at the beach. Mike helped Caiden into his swim diaper while Kyle changed into his swim trunks. After that they were ready to go and the little ones headed for the water while Mike and Cheryl watched from the beach. They spent the whole day there. At the end of the day they piled back in the car and checked into a hotel for the night.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Disney World! For the second part of the Smith Family Road Trip they went to Disney World and spent a few days there. The boys were excited for the beach, but nothing seemed to top the magic of Disney World. Kyle dragged Mike to all the rides that they could go on while Caiden wanted to see every show they passed by. After spending a couple days there it seemed like there was so much they haven't seen, but it was time to go. Not before Caiden got a super cute Flounder shirt and Kyle got his Goofy hat.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Old West Family Picture One additional souvenir the Smith's got form Disney World was an old west style family photo. They had all the props and costumes for a cute and embarrassing family picture for Mike and Cheryl to show to Caiden's and Kyle's future girlfriends.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Boring Grown-up Museum There are few things worse for cubs than having to go to a boring museum with their parents. After the incredible amount of fun they had a Disney World the day before, they're now having to suffer through the Cheese museum and all of their father's cheesy jokes.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Making Their Own Fun Boredom had set in with the cubs and they were getting restless. Mike and Cheryl assured them that they were almost through the museum and even gave them their Ipad, which is something they haven't done all trip. That didn't last too long and the boys started running around again. They got a stern warning from both of their parents about running around and being careful and told to settle down. That only lasted for so long before the cubs got away from their parents and started playing tag around some of the vases. They started chasing each other around one of the roped off vases in the center of the room and inevitably bumped the stand and the vase started to wobble dangerously. The curator was watching this whole thing and was already on his way over to grab the cubs and take them to their parents when they bumped the stand. Now he was sprinting over there to save the vase.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Not Good... Luckily the curator was able to slide and save the vase and probably his job. Caiden and Kyle started to sneak away when they bumped into their very upset mother. They were both given a stern tongue lashing and forced to apologize to the curator. It was then that their parents decided it was time to leave, but not before they each took one cub into their respective restroom.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nearly Busted Vase Equals Busted Bottoms Mike took Kyle to the men's restroom while Cheryl took Caiden to the women's restroom to dish out some punishment for disobeying them, running off, and nearly breaking a very expensive vase and piece of cheese history. Kyle got a a few firm licks with Mike's belt while Caiden's bottom was bared by Cheryl and reddened by her paw. Immediately following their spankings, the blubbering cubs were brought to the car and drove to the hotel where each cub was sent straight to bed.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Barbecue Dinner After the butt busting conclusion of the day before, Mike and Cheryl didn't want to end their family roadtrip on that note. So they decided that on the way home it would be best to stop at their favorite barbecue restaurant. They stopped and pigged out at their favorite restaurant.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- End of the Road After many fun stops, hours on the road, and a delicious and filling dinner the Smiths have finally arrived home. It didn't take long for Kyle or Caiden to pass out in the car. After they parked the car, Mike and Cheryl grabbed their sons and carried them to their rooms.