Since I'm griping about the consistently poor grasp on basic reptile anatomy I see around the fandom, I figure I might as well offer up what knowledge I have. There's a lot to touch on, so I'm going to do it in chunks, over time when I feel inclined.
probably going to change this since I am dead tired. I'd be asleep if the neighbors knew how to SHUT THEIR FUCKING DOGS UP. FOR FUCK'S SAKE EITHER TRAIN THEM TO SHUT THE HELL UP OR TRAIN THEM TO BE BEARABLE INDOORS. LAZY FUCKS. WHY DO YOU HAVE 3 DOGS IF YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE THEM ENOUGH TO HAVE THEM IN YOUR HOUSE. SOME PEOPLE ARE SICK AND TIRED. Damn.
Also if you feel insulted or impeded or hurt or otherwise whiny about this, take it elsewhere. I don't want to hear it. I am doing something nice by sharing my knowledge with people who otherwise would not have it. Time I could have spent doing something more fun and all about me. Like idk. Masturbating. Or fantasizing elaborate mouse traps that result in the deaths of my lazy, incompetent next door neighbors so their dogs finally get carted far, far away from here. It's not my fault that you've been wrong this whole time. This information is easily accessible. The problem is nobody bothers to look.
However, if you DO enjoy this, please say so! I would love to share more tidbits with folks, especially if they intend to incorporate it in their work :)
Anyway. Of to snuggle down in to my blankets and brainstorm the most sinister killing devices that will never be made since my kindergarten sidewalk chalk days.
6 years, 12 months ago
26 Oct 2011 00:49 CEST
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