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Dawnlite makes a sandwich.

Happy Valentine's Day!
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Dawnlite is sleeping in his bed when Skurry suddenly comes into his room and begins to nudge him. "D-dawn?", Skurry says. "mmhhh..." Dawnlite opens his eyes and replies, "Yeah?" Skurry's stomach growls. "I'm hungry, could you make me a sandwich?" Dawnlite gets up from the bed. "I'll try, what would you like?". "Make whatever you want..." Skurry replies. Dawnlite immediately heads to the kitchen and looks for the bread. He sees two uponened loaves of bread and grabs the ass-end slices with the crust on top. He then begins to look around for ingredients, opening the fridge and grabbing a slice of ham and a slice of cheese, and noticing a red hard sausage bent in a U-shape with a rope binding the ends. He picks that up and takes a bite of the side opposite the rope, chewing and swallowing it. He then puts a slice of ham on one of the breads, and another slice of ham followed by cheese on the other. He then grabs butter from the fridge and grabs a sharp knife, cutting the butter lengthwise and placing slices of it on top of the bread with just the ham. He then wants to put sausage on it, so he grabs the sausage and tries to cut it. He cuts off one slice about the size of the pepperoni, then three more slices. By the fifth slice, he feels a sharp pain on his left paw. "Eek! Hnnnnn..." He looks at his paw to see he accidentally cut himself and it's bleeding! He runs around and starts opening drawers to look for band-aids, and one of the drawers has black electrical tape in it. He picks it up, frantically trying to peel off an end, then does so and unravels it about a foot, bites it off and wraps it around the cut, all while crying profusely. He continues to cut the sausage, albeit more carefully this time, and cuts about five more slices, including the halfway-cut slice he made before accidentally injuring himself. He then puts the sausage slices on the bread with the cheese, and sees a carton of eggs in the fridge, he takes the carton out, takes two eggs and cracks them eggs open on a pan and turns the stove on high. He had never used the stove or a knife before, so it's no wonder he has no idea what he's doing. While he waits, he puts the carton of eggs back in the fridge and decides to look in the pantry for a quick snack and spots a bottle of pancake syrup. He picks it up and begins drinking from the syrup, chugging down about a fifth of the bottle before capping it off. He then sees smoke coming from the stove and panicks, turning off the stove and dumping both eggs onto the bread with the butter, one of the eggs accidentally spills onto the table so he picks it up, it's hot ams he burns his hands while he holds it. He struggles to drop it safely and manages to put it on the other slice of bread, yet doesn't manage to avoid getting burns on both his paws, thus the crying resumes for now... He then sits and tries to collect himself, burying his face in his paws and contaminating his eyes with what was on his hands! He runs to the sink and washes his face and hands, crying even worse now! Then he slips on the wet floor and falls, hitting the left side of his head, as he lays there, crying and trying to collect himself. He lays there for about 30 seconds until he suddenly tries to get up again, slips and lands on his groin, crying in pain! "WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" His scream sounds like a child having a tantrum and screaming at the top of their lungs after not getting anything for Christmas. He expects Skurry to come check on him, but 5 seconds pass and there's no sign of Skurry, or anyone, coming over to help. He then manages to get up, and then goes over to the sandwich and puts both halves together. He then goes over to the waffle iron and puts the sandwich on it, turning it on high and pressing down hard on the sandwich. He is suddenly interrupted when it feels like his right paw is on fire, and he lets out a girlish scream loud enough to summon the devil. He looks and sees he had his right paw on the waffle iron stove, and it's still burning! He tries to remove it while continuing to press down, but has no luck! He struggles to lift the Waffle iron off, but manages to do so within 5 seconds and is crying profusely as his face is bright red as he lifts his right hand off of the waffle iron. He then quickly picks up the sandwich and puts it in the microwave, hitting 2 for the express settings of 2 minutes, then goes to sit at the dining room table again and cry, burying his face into the desk. When the 2 minutes is up, he slowly walks to the microwave, opens it, and picks up the sandwich. He takes a bight and cries as he realizes it's meant for Skurry. He heads back to his room and gives Skurry the sandwich. "Why did you bite this?" Skurry asked. Dawnlite is too busy crying to respond, and walks out of the room...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Published: 6 years, 2 months ago
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Jonikari
5 years, 11 months ago
That has to be the most spectacular way to fail such a mundane task XD
coolperez8
5 years, 11 months ago
Huh? OwO
Jonikari
5 years, 11 months ago
Ahem...
I love his suffering
coolperez8
5 years, 11 months ago
Oh. OwO
Jonikari
5 years, 11 months ago
Are you gonna reply that way all the time? XD
coolperez8
5 years, 11 months ago
I like to.
Jonikari
5 years, 11 months ago
But I don't know what you mean when you do that... XD
Is that a good thing? Do you agree with me? Do you disagree? Do you hate me forever now?
coolperez8
5 years, 11 months ago
I mean it's cute. :3
Jonikari
5 years, 11 months ago
That's good to know
coolperez8
5 years, 11 months ago
Ok. OwO
MorterFireSkunk
5 years, 7 months ago
Awwww poor dawn
coolperez8
5 years, 7 months ago
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