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Character Sheet for PATACHU
Nickname(s)
パタチュー (jp)  Patrick-André Churaizes(fr) ПАТАСУ(ru) PATAßCHAU(de)
Sex/Gender
intersexed male, definitively identified as a male.
Species
equatorial mokvwap.
Age
about 90 trillion years old, which is about 13yo in real time. it will be explained in "Physics Of The Digital World"
Character Description
Patachu is an orange-beige Mokvwap, he's quite short but athletic for a mokvwap, he's fast and equipped with large, powerful fwappers.
Apart being a pro-digital world extremist, and sympathizer of the Independentist Army of Renamon (a nationalist organization led by Renamon in 1988) Patachu spends most of his time in imageboards such as 4chan, lulz and a few others. and it is good like this.


References:

> The Truth about Patachu. Anon, EncyclopediaDramatica, 2008.

> Patachu's Unauthorized Biography Abridged, Wikifur editions.
> Mokvwaps And Fwapping: A societal analysis, ed.Springfield&Dyndns, 2010


Personality
as mentioned on the article cited above, Patachu is not mentally sane and therefore have been refused in any military-related experiment involving digimons. patachu can be cute and inoffensive and suddenly go on a murderous rampage, and easily forget about it. hopefully it's very rare.
Likes/Dislikes
crabs. furry crabs to be exact. it is believed an army of crabs decimated the mokvwap population. the actual amount of mokvwaps is estimated of about 15 or 20.
when i'm talkin' about crabs, it's CRABS. not the half-life or sea kind of crab that tastes delicious. that's nothing.

CRABS, man. and apple products.
Background/History
it have been partially developed in the previous chapters, that the current population is very reduced, but also represent the most powerful and resistant of the race of mokvwap warriors. most of them have extra powers, such as fireballs, extreme speed or the force of a whole army for one's self.

in 1984 the DARPA used to test the capabilities of Digital Monsters, creatures populating a parallel nanouniverse made of information. the defense agency created the D-Reaper, taking the cold war on the information and data terrain. the project was abandoned in the 90 but the D-reaper kept developing through the digital world. Unlike most digimons a D-reaper 'agent' does not digivolve itself.
Relatives/Family
Kittie is actually Patachu's antrhopomorphic cat sister. shocking ? nonsensical ? how could it be nonsensical we're talking about a mokvwap here, can you fathom about one percent of the real meaning of the sentence you just read ?
World/Setting
describing the world patachu comes from would be complex and irrelevant. mokvwaps comes from a world you may never understand.
Body
rather short and lightweight, but not small either. Patachu is designed for speed and response time. the orange/brown and beige contrast is typical to equatorial mokvwaps, also it's important to notice the very short fur.
Clothing
patachu's clothes are essentially Emporio Armani suits, collection 2010-2011 tailored on measure anyways. as casual he prefers just wearing a pair of Levi's and Clarks leather boots.

he never wears any of those things.
Accessories
it's still hard to determine what is his primary and secondary weapon. one is a Geforce 7000 series graphics card. the other is a medieval war axe and he can also digimodify-summon a F-23 jet fighter if necessary.
but to be honest patachu prefers using anything surrounding him to get the job done.
introducing the Turbonuclear Mutant Tenage Super Kawaii Mokvwap Warrior Patachu 666

(TM and © 1999-2011 MEmemeememememmemeeeee so original you can not even think about stealing it XD mugrouu~)

Keywords
male 631,558, cuntboy 6,882, axe 593, intersexed 225, pseudohermaphrodite 3, equatorial 1, mokvwap. 1, fwapperz 1
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Type: Character Sheet
Published: 7 years ago
Rating: General

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cooncub
7 years ago
Well he's so damn cute,nice work on him
arkaid
7 years ago
Figure 4b is missing
darkdoomer
7 years ago
nobody really want to see the figure 4b. it's scary.
Sergaelic
7 years ago
Finally, the perfect Patachu reference!  Now I can have some idea what to work with if I ever draw him again! If that's okay with you, of course!
atomiccadet
7 years ago
Wonderful
PraiseTheSteel
7 years ago
Talking about character detail...

Can he use those ears as a radar?
darkdoomer
7 years ago
yes it can, and it's his primary sense in fact. he can also vary the scan frequency to adapt and "see" through different materials.
PraiseTheSteel
7 years ago
Lucky bastard...
deviantagent3456
7 years ago
Wow.  This is extensive!  It seems that every possible attribute has been covered here, except a detailed personal history.  You have clearly put a very large amount of work into this.
darkdoomer
7 years ago
>You have clearly put a very large amount of work into this.
... that's what i want you to believe.
caramelthecalf
7 years ago
Looks intriguing.  I'll give it a full read later.
darkdoomer
7 years ago
myself i haven't read what i typed the last night until today.
hhaahhahaohwow.

happy you liked it !
Goldelite
7 years ago
Really great job on this, you are extremely creative to be able to come up with all of this backstory as well as the art.
MadManMarkAu
7 years ago
DEPLOYING SENSORS *fwip*
blackhole
7 years ago
ORIGINAL THE CHARACTER DO NO STEAL OR I WILL VOMIT ALL MY RAGE IN YOUR FRIDGE WHEN YOU SLEEP
00vapour
7 years ago
how do you explain the laser cannon?
darkdoomer
7 years ago
you mean the proton beam 40'000 ? tests revealed that it was the worst idea ever.
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