Numbah eight day of Christmas, my tutu gave to me...
Eight ukuleles,
Seven shrimps a-swimming, Six hula lessons, Five big, fat pigs, Fo-ah flower leis, T’ree dried squid, Two coconuts, An’ one mynah bird in one papaya tree.
The joke in this pic was inspired by a local musician, Jake Shimabukuro (Google him, or look on YouTube), who’s known for his super-fast ukulele strumming.
And by the way, it’s “oo-coo-lay-lay”, not “that game with the lizard and the bat”.