Birch: Dips, I don't get why you want to sing this song. It's about a donkey. Didn't you ridicule me just the other day for singing a verse about a donkey?
Dipper: But Birch, this is different. Besides, it's cute.
Birch: It's....what??
Dipper: The song, Birch, not me.
Birch: Oh, that's all right then.
Backing track purchased on http://karaoke-version.com . Original song written by Ray Allen, Sam Saltzberg and Wandra Merrell, and was recorded by Lou Monte.