So, the story behind this goes, my family and I were eating Subway outside (years ago) and my sister kept throwing me black olives. I was snatching them up as quickly as they hit the paper because I love black olives. My mother thought she was being funny and as one hit the paper, she shouted "Wolfe, a bird dropped that!"
I thought I would be funny too and spit it out. Everyone laughed and thought it was hilarious. I did it as a joke, but no one believes me and they all claim that I seriously thought it was bird poo. If you know anything about bird turds, you know that the consistency of it would not have allowed me to pick it up, let alone pop it into my mouth.
So, to this day, it is a famously told story by my family and now, a mocking comic. Oh well, it was funny regardless and at least I know the truth. Hey, I ripped a pair of pants up a work for a laugh from my co-workers. I will do just about anything for a good laugh.
straeh-nevlow original posted here.
