Earlier this year my then-boyfriend broke up with me, and I've been leading the miserable life of a single person for almost six unbearable months now. Will anyone ever love me again? Will I ever again go down the street with someone paw-in-paw? And will I forever be doomed to pay for my own ice cream?
So in a futile - but awesome and amusing - attempt to find a mate, I figured I'd try commissioning an illustration that's very unlike me. Something more "sexy" and "feminine" that will drive the boys wild. And I came up with this, inspired in no small part by this lovely piece.
So here I am, wearing what I think is called a babydoll, and some panties. All pink, except for the white hearts adorning the respective fronts. "Are you sure this outfit will help me find a boyfriend?" I ask, feeling embarrassed and uncertain. Response comes from the mysterious third party who urged me that this was the way to go in the first place: "Yes! Now, strike a sexy pose!"