Aohd's visitor
Jason walks into the Kitchen where Aohd is frying eggs with a skillet on his wing.
Jason laughs and says, "So man do you ever go back to hell to check in?" Aohd nods and flips the pan up. It does a flip and he catches it back on his wing. Jason laughs and says, "What was that?" Aohd replies, "It says, you need to flip the eggs"
Jason replies shaking his head, "Man your suppose to flip the egg not the pan and eggs"
Aohd is amazed and says, "That makes more since. That's probably why I keep burning them"
Jason looks in to the trash and sees it full of burnt black eggs. He looks at Aohd and says, "How many dozen have you used and how did you get them?"
Aohd shrugs and says, "I don't know but there is some chickens down the road. Why do they swim in water?" Jason laughs and says, "Those are geese man" Aohd laughs and says, "I thought they where chickens the someone tried to ring the necks but wasn't successful so they threw them out"
Aohd looks at his wing and says, "Damn I need to go" Jason is busy laughing.
As Aohd is walking out the front door he steps and says, "Oh crap” He then slams it as he runs to the back one.
Jason is still laughing. Though Aohd is in panic
At the back door Aohd opens and sees a very tall ox standing there. His eyes are hollow and he's wearing all black. Aohd tries to leave but he hears.
"Freeze, Aohd"
Aohd turns around and sees the ox trying to get in but can't. The ox looks at Aohd and says, "Invite me in" Aohd grins and says, "What demon's can't just walk in places? Don't you wish you where neutral like me?"
The demon angry now says, "Let me in"
"No", Aohd says mockingly.
The demon's eyes begin to glow before he says, "I order you let me in", in a deep hollow voice.
Aohd crosses his wings and shakes his head.
Jason walks up beside him and says, "Why don't you tell him to come on in?"
The ox smiles and says, "Thank you infidel"
Aohd shakes his head and says, "Nope he was asking a question not inviting"
The ox walks forward but a wall of fire blocks him from entering. Aohd laughs.
Jason shrugs and says, "Come on" Aohd covers his mouth and pulls him back.
"Man that's a demon. He can't come in unless you ask him to. Literally all the forces of heaven and hell will prevent him from doing it."
"What's the harm if he does?"
"One he'll get me. two I'll have to go back. three he'll take over your house and they're the worse kind of free loader. They make the rooms cold and eat all your food and won't leave. Jason nods and says, "So what are you going to do? just taunt him until he gets bored?"
Just then there's a knock on the door. Jason answers it and a sheep with wings walks in. After excusing himself to Jason.
Aohd runs to the back door and says, "Not fair man" The demon laughs.
Jason points and says, "Who's this?"
The sheep answers, "I'm Galley. I'm just here to get Aohd outside so he can stand trail. Then I promise I'll leave", in a kind voice" the sheep pushes Aohd threw the doorway the demon grabs his arm and walks him threw a portal. The sheep bows to Jason and says, "To ease your grief your having. Aohd mostly likely won't be terminated. He'll be damned to earth" The sheep then leaves.
The trail
Aohd stands in front of three figures wearing black robes with hoods concealing their heads. Aohd is standing on the floor looking up. The one in the middle says, "You've been charged with desertion"
The one of his right says, "We're here to decide your punishment"
The one of the far left says, "You did no damage to earth while there. You only took refuge. The power above us has decided that you intended no harm"
The one in the middle says, "We are not casting you out. Your punishment will be guardian of earth. There are other's like you there. After your term is up on earth you will then be assigned to Sector Phi"
Terror feels Aohd. He speaks up and says, "Sector Phi... Can't I be assigned to Sigma?"
The one of the right shakes his head and says, "NO"
The middle one says, "I know heaven isn't the most pleasing place but your to nice"
Aohd is confused and says, "Heaven?"
The one of the right says, "Yes Sector Phi"
Aohd whispers, "Didn't expect that. Why are people sent there for punishment? Is the weed not as strong as ours?"
The Middle one says, "No it's better, and people are so nice there it makes us sick. Now to earth"
Aohd turns around and a portal opens. Aohd walks threw it returning to Jason.
Jason says, "Hey man you weren't long" Aohd nods and says, "I have time to do here on earth. Then I got to go to Sector Phi"
Jason gasps and says, "Oh no. Didn't you say that's hell's hell?"
Aohd sits on the porch still stunned, "No actually it's heaven"
Jason sits down and says, "So why are you depressed?"
"Shocked not depressed. I got a title"
"Oh cool"
"Guardian of Earth"
Jason shocked says, "Damn that's huge"
Aohd shakes his head and says, "It's just a title"
Just then rat walks up to Aohd with a brown bag and says, "I was told to deliver you this. It's from him"
Aohd confused asks, "Who's him?"
The rat looks around and says, "Him"
Aohd takes the brown bag and pulls out a rolled up sandwich bag. When he looks in he sees whitish leaves with white fibers on it.
Aohd is amazed and says, "I've only heard fables of this" He looks up and the rat is gone.
Jason asks, "What is it?"
Aohd with a smile answers, "The best weed in the universe"
Jason happily says, "Nice. So it's the good shit of hell weed?"
Aohd shakes his head and says, "No better than that" He pulls out the bad and for a second Aohd swears it has a hallo around it”
