Young Conker Punished (reupload)

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by Conkerfan420

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Original by fairygardens

So the story goes about Conker and Berri are sitting together not far from Conker's house, and Conker asks in a shy voice if he could kiss Berri on the lips, and she agrees. (Now obviously, this takes place before the events of Bad Fur Day) They start kissing, and Conker's dad (Arthur) opens the back door looking a little worried, he sees the two kissing and gets furious. He storms towards Conker and Berri, and yells at Conker. Conker is so startled that he hides his face in his tail, his father says in a stern voice to "come over here" but Conker doesn't move. So Arthur grabs Conker by the ear, lays him down on his lap (and by a nearby rock) and starts swatting very hard at Conker's bum for about 5 minutes while Berri looks on in both fear and embarrassment. When it's over, Conker's rear is obviously very red and makes it a little hard for him to sit down, and has tears in his eyes. Arthur yells at Conker slightly if he now understood, Conker doesn't say anything and suddenly runs off to his house, now with tears pouring out of his eyes, while Berri did the same except out of embarrassment and to her home. Arthur's face changes to a angry look to a sad one and immediately regrets what he did.

"Oh...wow. I was really hard on the little guy." Arthur whispered to himself. He sadly walks off to home.

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