When I need to travel long distances across water, I don't want to deal with oversized crowded cruise ships. I just hail the nearest orca and hop in! Orca mouths make for far more luxurious accommodations than a cruise ship, and their soft, warm tongues are much more comfortable than even the softest stateroom bed.
Plus, orcas won't charge you any money for the trip. Just make sure to give that tongue lots of massages and rubs while you're in there and they'll be happy!
Amazing commission drawn by VoraciousOllie. I absolutely love how well they draw the squishiness of tongues!