Battle of the Bulge II: Fit to be Fat (15)
Previously on Battle of the Bulge II…
“Good heavens, what’s happened to you all?!” questioned Eduardo.
“We kinda did this to ourselves. We forgot our own deal to keep our weight where it was before this,” explained Starlight.
“Stop right there!” shouted a voice.
“You’re ponies are all in violation of the PPHB, the Ponyville Protocol for Healthy Bodies,” said Kelly a PPHB member.
“You’re all to leave quietly now let’s go,” ordered Brandon. *The ponies sadly walk with PPHB members* [Later that night…]
“Checkmate, Pudgyville Porkers, we’ve beaten your stupid town for good!” laughed Stella. [At PPHB HQ…]
“Excuse me, sir but we didn’t know about your protocol,” said Bright Eyes.
“An unlikely story because when this town was created, you agreed none of the ponies would be overweight when the contract was signed,” protested Brandon.
“That was ages ago and with our previous mayor, who isn’t alive anymore,” replied Melody.
“Well then I happen to have a copy of your contract right here. After all, I’m the one who wrote it,” snapped Brandon.
“So you’re prejudiced against ponies enjoying life in the fat world?” questioned Bright Eyes.
“Prejudice is such a strong word. We’re more along the lines of unhappy with your choices,” explained Brandon.
“Why not let it go and allow us to be the way we currently are?” asked Bon Bon.
“You have no idea what it takes to run this type of business, filly,” said Aaron.
“We brought you here because of our concerns for your health,” added Kelly.
“Not to mention your lack of concern for obesity,” added Brandon.
“We aren’t going to get that fat, we just want to be plump,” explained Bright Eyes.
“Well things don’t always go according to plan, just look at yourselves now,” replied Aaron.
“We know the consequences of being overweight. Our school teacher Ms Hackney taught them to us a few days ago,” said Starlight.
“Whether you all do or not makes no difference. You know why you’re here and it’s time for you all to lose that unnecessary disgusting bulk you all possess,” said Kelly.
“Oh please, you don’t like how we look so you’re going to force us to look the way you want? Didn’t anyone tell you to accept people or ponies for who they are and not what they look like?” questioned Melody.
“Why should we care what you think?” bellowed Aaron.
“Especially when all you ponies think about is being unhealthy,” added Brandon.
“That’s in no way true at all. We learn from our school teacher Ms Hackney every day at school. She teaches us all about how things work,” protested Bon Bon.
“Too bad you don’t know how things work here,” snapped Brandon.
“Are you sure about that? You might want to read your own fine print,” said Bright Eyes.
“Gimme that!” ordered Brandon snapping the document out of Bright Eyes’ hooves. *He reads the fine print*
“You should’ve known that your own rules can be null and void if we have a written legal document that allows us to live as we want,” said Bright Eyes.
“Only one problem, NONE of you have such a thing,” barked Aaron.
“Plus since we made the rules, we can change them,” added Kelly.
“You ponies are ridiculous! Now you’re thinking about cheating to get what you want? Be reasonable and accept the fact that there was a hole in your rulebook that we found,” stated Melody.
“That’s enough out of ALL of you! Aaron, prepare the Gain Drain 2000,” ordered Brandon. *Aaron starts up the machine*
“You can all kiss your beloved fat and town goodbye!” laughed Aaron dragging the machine ever closer to the ponies.
TO BE CONTINUED...
