Oh, and of course, the FBA was originally founded by: buckhopper -- EDIT: Author's Comments:
So, Lance was contacted by this magazine who TOLD him they were doing an interview on up and coming sports figures, which, technically, is true. What they didn't tell him is that the magazine was a specialty magazine featuring larger guys. Whoops.
Part of his contract was a photoshoot, and... well... let's just say that they MIGHT have been spiking his refreshments with booze. Or something. He ended up taking off a lot more than he expected at first - but someone caught wind of the rabbit being kind of a showoff in the bedroom, so once he started taking off clothes, the magazine got what they wanted.
They also didn't tell him they'd be doing the interview the day AFTER the photoshoot, or that the interviewer was looking for any and all dirt on Lance's life that their followers might eat up. So, the questions in the interview start off innocently enough, but by the end, the interviewer gets pretty shameless in his interrogation.
(Mostly, the interview is a parody of what MIGHT be found in a magazine like this when the publication is struggling to keep their audience's interest with the text. I mean, really, though. Who reads these kinds of things for the articles, anyway? -_^)
Enjoy the rabbitty rabbitness. = )
Oh, and please fave the original artwork on the artists' pages, tell them how awesome they are!