"Come in! Don't be afraid! You may not get wet in here. The pool is filled with balloons only. And when I'm speaking about balloons I mean more than just those you see at my feet. We have so much soft, squeaky things in there and around! So much toys to play with! Why would you want to stay outside if you can play with all those things? If you can play with US?"
Relieving another secret ninja technique of the synthetic pussycat - cloning! Well, technically this isn't a true cloning and there are some limitations... But would you care if you have not just one, but five squeaky pussycats to play with?