As March dawned, my German Shepard friend Kobalt realized that my birthday was right around the corner and I'd probably be ambushed by dozens of hungry predators all wanting to have a go at me, so he beat them all to it and gobbled me up early. I bet he feels pretty damn satisfied with himself.
First time getting nommed up by this adorable guy too, I'm sure loads more times will occur in our friendship's future. Love you Kobalt, I'm always there for ya!