Crackshippage goofiness

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Made some silly-ship robutts because I can. Heheee
Plus I wondered about some cropping up in my 'Shatterverse' hehe

SoundBee - Soundwave/Bumblebee
It looked like my Soundwave and 'Bee figures were holding hands so I did it. Personally still fell that 'Bee (G1) is certainly the youngest Autobot so in reality they probably wouldn't even look at each other, but a 'whatif' that maybe Bee is a lot older than he seems and turns out to be just that good level of responsible to help Soundwave with his cassette's and not annoy him but also goofy and silly enough to get on well with said cassettes and coax Soundwave out of his shell a little.

OptiGrim - Optimus Prime/Grimlock
Actually a ship I don't mind and can get behind. Like maybe Grim' is only really confrontational with Prime because he realised he got the 'dokis' for him and is trying to deal with it in typical Dinobot fashion. Kid's name would probably be "Paleobite" or something IDK I can also see them arguing a bit over names.

TriKup - Alpha Trion/Kup Ultimate old man ship
Done for no other reason than they're both the 'old' Autobots and, eh, who knows maybe they met when young and wild and whoopsie-daisy.
Probably a sweet guy but scares some people because "His bark is worse than his bite, we hope, because holy fuck is his shouting scary".

Groist - Grapple/Hoist
Arty, building buddies reveal their most beautiful creation yet.

BlitzTrain - Blitzwing/Astrotrain
*shrugs*

BlurrHead - Blurr/Hardhead
I personally hate the three-part ending to G1, loathe the "Headmasters" series and generally it reject from my canon and it is 100% not-canon in my 'Shatter' series and sadly Hardhead was spontaneously introduced in part one of said three part ending.
BUT
Hardhead TOTALLY DID KISS BLURR. Well C'mon what else was it?
Regardless it's criminal there isn't much in the way of Hardhead/Blurr.
Criminal enough for me to overlook certain things and get Hardhead into the Shatterverse canon maybe

FireOff - Fireflight/Blast Off
Blast Off is egotistical but very lonely, Fireflight is a daydreamer filled with wonder and innocence.
In other words egotist lets happy daydreamer hang out with him because “egoboost” and finds his charming sweetness the perfect cure for his loneliness and he starts getting mushy around him.

RumbFrenzBee – Rumble/Bumblebee/Frenzy
Given how I prefer ‘Bee being the youngest Autobot and those Cassette-twins certainly come off as the youngest of the ‘cons.
Cue cute polyship of the three being young, goofy and reckless but also proving to everyone they’re capable of being in a good, sensible healthy relationship too.
Concept name was “Stinger”.

DirgeScreen – Dirge/Smokescreen
Dirge is described as sad and morose wanting a nice quiet life. Of course, I want this goober to be happy making him a good candidate for this.
Smokescreen is described as "naturally friendly and sociable" even if he did use that to trick and deceive for the Autobots (and is also described as not being above cheating to get things done).
Regardless, liiiike Smokescreen is trying to assert where everything fits with the Decepticons about now and finds Dirge to be a bit of a enigma/challenge and sets himself off on a path to try and get the Seeker to be happy.

WildVortex – Wildrider/Vortex
Wildrider loves insane dangerous stunts and Vortex is described as taking prisoners on a terrifying helicopter-rollercoaster to dangerously frighten them into talking.
Wildy would introduce Vortex to the world of stunts and they’d be the most death-defying stunt-duo you’d ever see with Vortex covering aerial stunts and Wildrider tearing up the roads with the occasional overlap/joined stunts.

Goddamn these were all meant to be crackships but I ended up putting some thought into them and picking out ships that could/should be used.

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