Jiggles and Wiggles
[At school…]
“Good morning students,” said Hackney. *The class struggles to get into their seats* Oh dear, I see that things are a little tight around your desks but now they should be sturdier to hold your current weights. I’ll have to see about getting bigger desks but for the time being, you’ll have to deal with them as they are. Today’s lecture is about emergencies. These do not happen very often but when they do, you need to be ready for whatever they bring. Let’s say you’re riding your bike and want to stop but the brakes aren’t working. What can you do?
“Use your feet to slow down the bike?” said Bright Eyes.
“Excellent, Bright Eyes,” said Hackney. Your feet will add some extra weight to bring the bike to a stop but you have to do it the right way. If you don’t you could get badly hurt as your bike has a chain and other moving parts that could injure you, including the pedals. *The clock chimes 3PM* That’s it for today, class. See you all tomorrow. *the class struggles to get up and they wiggle their way out with their bellies jiggling the entire time*
“That wasn’t very comfortable,” said Melody. [At the school exit slide…] *Bright Eyes slides down but gets stuck* Oh no!
“I could use some help here,” said Bright Eyes.
“Try wiggling, like when we got out of our seats,” said Starlight. *Bright Eyes wiggles her way down the slide*
“We may have to find another way out of the school or another way down the slide,” said Bright Eyes. *the rest of the ponies slide sideways and curled up in a ball down the slide* That works. I’ll have to make note of that. [Later that day…]
“I hope our desks get expanded to fit our new sizes,” said Starlight.
“Yeah, my sides were hurting after that,” said Melody.
“We at least found a workaround for the slide problem,” said Bright Eyes.
“Isn’t that way truly dangerous and can’t we just go out the way we came?” asked Sweetheart.
“We can but isn’t it much easier to just go out the normal exit?” asked Bright Eyes.
“Well I guess so,” said Sweetheart.
“Well I have to get home,” said Melody.
“Yeah, me too,” said Bright Eyes.
“See ya,” said Everyone else. *they go their separate ways* [At Melody’s house…]
“Melody, dear, your dinner is ready,” said her mother.
“Okay, mom,” said Melody. *She walks over and sits down, wiggling into the seat*
“You seem to be struggling to get into that seat, dear,” said her mother.
“Yeah, same problem at school, mom,” said Melody. The seats and the slide to outside are too small now and Ms Hackney is working to fix that.
“It must be painful to get out then,” said her mother.
“It is,” said Melody. It’s going to be painful getting out of this chair too. *she eats, then wiggles to get out*
“I see, dear,” said her mother. Maybe I need to get a chair where there are no arm rests so that she can sit in it easily. [At Bon Bon’s house…]
“This bed sure sounds creaky,” said Bon Bon. I wonder if I’m causing it or if it’s just because it’s old. *she writes in her diary* Dear diary, I have no idea what I’m going to do if my bed breaks because of me. I’ve had this bed since I can remember and don’t want anything to happen to it. *she gets into bed and sleeps* [The next day…]
“Good news, class,” said Hackney. We will be getting school upgrades tomorrow! This means that you’ll all have bigger desks and slide to make you more comfortable. *the class cheers* Mr Tidwell, the school janitor made this possible. *Mr Tidwell enters*
“Well I heard you all needed some school adjustments so I went ahead and made it possible,” said Tidwell. Just make sure not to gain any more weight, okay?
“We won’t,” said the class.
“Such a good class,” said Tidwell. *he leaves*
“This will truly be the best news ever,” thought Sweetheart.
