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((o)) Fatty! Fatty, fatty, no-parents!
...Dammit.
Cute picture. The name reminds me of a hamster my family had; my brother dubbed her Fattie because she really was a lard ball - hamsters usually don't weigh more than about 10-13 ounces, but Fattie was well over 20 oz. That's more than a pound of hamster!
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