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glossop, n. A rogue blob of food. Glossops, which are generally steaming hot and highly adhesive, invariably fall off your spoon and onto the surface of your host's highly polished antique rosewood dining table. |
| " | kirby misperton, n. One who kindly attempts to wipe a kirby off another's face with a napkin and then discovers it to be a wart or other permanent fixture, is said to have committed a "kirby misperton". |
