Phil was excited to finally have enough time off to use his slowly-built-up travel points for a dirt-cheap first-class flight to the land down under. The woman at the information desk informed him that because of a delay with his scheduled flight, he was one of the lucky passengers to be rerouted onto a newly sponsored "private" flight.
Upon boarding the RooJet, Phil couldn't contain his excitement to finally be heading off into the sky, and as he sat down...neither could the back of his pants. The changes began before he could even sit down. At first he had no idea why he started talking differently than normal, then his clothes just started not fitting anymore. It was all very strange. The entire time he couldn't put his finger on why these things felt abnormal, and the moment he grew his tail, he couldn't remember not having one. The same went for his new snout and claws. His shoes were obliterated in moments, but it was the weirdest thing: he couldn't remember putting them on, or even having human feet!? The sign he failed to notice at the back of the cabin said in big bold letters: "RooJet would like to welcome its first group of marsu-passengers aboard!"
Phil had fallen victim to one of the first of Australia's new exotic flight features, where before even arriving, you can truly feel the experience of the outback firsthand, accent and everything. He would never figure this out, unfortunately. As far as he could remember, he had always been a kangaroo...though he couldn't remember being a naked one!