Oh my poor sweet fool, I feel like I should congratulate you. You went and did the one thing you shouldn’t have, you made my other half angry and brought my wrath upon you. You’re really foolish you know, to think that you even had a chance to begin with. Ah where should I begin…. Oh I know, you’re probably thinking here’s another empty threat from a being you have no idea even existed , but here’s the problem, I’m a part of the person you’re currently attacking. True I have little to no interest in most mundane matters, hell if things were different you and I wouldn’t even be having this little conversation would we? We wouldn’t be fighting and you wouldn’t be at my mercy human.
Man I truly do hate beings like you. Stereotypes the lot of you, thinking that the world owes you it’s obedience for merely existing, and expecting everyone and everything to fall under your control merely because you demand it. You expect beings like me to follow your pathetic orders?! Hah don’t make me laugh, you didn’t even put up a good fight. But you did make a fatal mistake though. You took control of the mind of the being my other half cares about the most in this pathetic world, forced him to attack her, and almost had him kill her in the process. *Claps her hands mockingly* Well you did it, this is greatest amount of rage I’ve ever felt my other half produce. She and I do agree on some things you know and mind control is something we both despise. I despise it because I enjoy crushing someone who has control of their actions, and I enjoy looking at their own despair as they fall to my power. But this, this is a mood killer. Here’s someone who’s giving me a great deal of trouble, under mind control no less, and all the fun has been completely destroyed by that stupid fact.
*Sigh* Man I really hate this stupid shit. I LOVE to fight and hell it’s the main reason why I exist, other than being the embodiment of my other half’s darker emotions. I enjoy fighting warriors, not the empty shells and pawns that are often thrown at me, and you took one of the most powerful beings on this planet and made him an empty shell for you own purposes. Luckily for you this situation can be fixed and the damaged reversed but you human, oh you stupid fool, have just painted a target on your back because even though he’s technically his enemy, you even pissed Shadow off with this act of stupidity. You really should have thought this through better you know? I almost feel sorry for you in a way, but that feeling is overwhelmed by the anger I feel towards your actions.
What is with you humans anyway? Your stupid race has this annoying habit of never leaving things well enough alone! It should be common sense to leave dangerous stuff alone, but fear, stupidity, greed, and a lust for power always seems to be a prevalent problem with you humans. Come on! Let me think, off the top of my head you humans messed with 2 supernatural celestial beings, 2 demigods technically, and a race of hostile aliens just to gain power and control what you shouldn’t. Sometimes you got good out of it true, technically you got one of the planet’s strongest defenders out of one act of stupidity and the other my other half cares about but the rest could have easily led the entire planet to Armageddon, Doomsday, the End Times, or whatever the bloody hell you want to call it seriously.
But I believe I got a bit off topic, and you managed to bounce your fat ass out of the pickle you were in. *Sigh* Just fucking perfect…. But you’re not really worth my time aren’t you? You’re just an extremely stupid human who’s not even a worthy foe huh? I guess all that’s left is to clean up your mess and free your pawn from your control. Meh at least I got to work some energy out of myself and I can probably fight him again later once he’s himself. So go flee human, and pray to whatever god you worship because if I see you again, you’re going to regret ever being born.
