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Relatable Furries - 7 the falling
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relatable furs - didn't get the joke comic
its past midnight here happy Halloween! X3

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Published: 9 years, 1 month ago
Rating: General

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BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
try running a stable
Wellx3
9 years, 1 month ago
especially one like your which no doubt has dodgy practices
LatexWaterbed
9 years, 1 month ago
totally expecting beans to be some sort of horse rapist
SemIna
9 years, 1 month ago
how do you know they aint
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
well if she's gonna do in fantasy who's to say the reality
RubberJohn
9 years ago
well I don't go around melting over people so..
ChellEdge
9 years ago
you would if you could
UltimateVersus
9 years ago
his sona does
UltimateVersus
9 years ago
that's cause flesh chars
ChellEdge
9 years ago
horses are sexy
UltimateVersus
9 years ago
well since you are one that's kinda a biased opinion
UltimateVersus
9 years ago
in that case i'm afraid of all of you. even me
RubberJohn
9 years ago
how does anyone know what us Puppians get up to
ChellEdge
9 years ago
hey i like that word
UltimateVersus
9 years ago
i prefer the po
UltimateVersus
9 years ago
nobody knows hehehe
ChellEdge
9 years ago
one of us a porn star with an overactive libido and hyper mobility so anything's possible
UltimateVersus
9 years ago
it's like magic
UltimateVersus
9 years ago
because they don't talk about horse sex all the time
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
thta's probably because she is. at least in canon
RubberJohn
9 years ago
mental rapist
ChellEdge
9 years ago
curse you charlie. i had a perfectly good helmet
UltimateVersus
9 years ago
charlie? okay that made me lol
UltimateVersus
9 years ago
works for the cia
ChellEdge
9 years ago
don't get on about canon there's so much hypercanon i don't even know what's canon anymore you canon?
UltimateVersus
9 years ago
unlocks super saijin 5 perfect hypercanon. blast princess luna into tiny little pieces
UltimateVersus
9 years ago
steals pinkie's canon
RubberJohn
9 years ago
like she isn't already
ChellEdge
9 years ago
goading in next to godlessness
UltimateVersus
9 years ago
beans is next to godlessness
UltimateVersus
9 years ago
we should find where she lives and find out
ChellEdge
9 years ago
'expecting'
UltimateVersus
9 years ago
suspecting
UltimateVersus
9 years ago
rumors are often true
SemIna
9 years, 1 month ago
expect to see her in the hay next to a pregnant horse with an evil grin
SmoothCriminal
9 years, 1 month ago
it didn' start pregnant
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
that's jut nasty
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
if she's a nasty villain does she shove her victims up there or something. #pagtagmonth
RubberJohn
9 years ago
you know the bodies have to fall out eventuially
ChellEdge
9 years ago
not if a helpful male horse comes along
ChellEdge
9 years ago
nobody will ever know.

except everybody will always know
ChellEdge
9 years ago
so who's the lucky guy?
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
totally expect the horse to come out with beans' head on it
RubberJohn
9 years ago
does it work the other way around if beans is a girl?
ChellEdge
9 years ago
she wish
ChellEdge
9 years ago
south park ref yay
ChellEdge
9 years ago
i would be very disturbed if any horse started pregnant
UltimateVersus
9 years ago
how does anything start pregnant
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
like some sort of creepy pasta. the unhorsinator
RubberJohn
9 years ago
I could write that
ChellEdge
9 years ago
creepy
ChellEdge
9 years ago
sounds like a super villain
RubberJohn
9 years ago
with just the hand of severed body parts sticking out
ChellEdge
9 years ago
give it a high five and pretend it's normal
ChellEdge
9 years ago
expect to see her when the moon is high
UltimateVersus
9 years ago
that still doesn't mean she did anything
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
I wouldn't feel safe leaving my horse there and it's just a plushie
RubberJohn
9 years ago
she'll definitely get that pregnant
ChellEdge
9 years ago
i don't think any of us would even go anywhere near beans' farm
RubberJohn
9 years ago
true
ChellEdge
9 years ago
sounds like the place to be
UltimateVersus
9 years ago
imagining a ton of antics like principal skinner and super nintendo chalmers
LatexWaterbed
9 years, 1 month ago
yes I get it
your entitled
SemIna
9 years, 1 month ago
yeah is not nice
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
well she doesn't bring it up unless in context most often so give her a breeak
RubberJohn
9 years ago
after she denied jay's request to shut up because she loves the drama?
RubberJohn
9 years ago
I would say it's an accident but this is beans we are talking about
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
I just think she has something to say that she's avoiding
RubberJohn
9 years ago
beans does not avoid talking about anything
RubberJohn
9 years ago
the beans refers to the magic beans she used to steal her wealth
SemIna
9 years, 1 month ago
try not showing off
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
she's trying to open up about horse rape giver her a chance. lol
RubberJohn
9 years ago
I think beans would be more direct
RubberJohn
9 years ago
I like how we are all convinced that's what she did because we know her so well
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
try running one properly
RubberJohn
9 years ago
exactly
RubberJohn
9 years ago
try covering up the horse sex in the books
ChellEdge
9 years ago
bet i could do it better
UltimateVersus
9 years ago
don't try running a horse brothel
FloppyPony
9 years, 1 month ago
there is also a Halloween special of tales of reality comic on tumblr ;3

http://talesofrealitycomic.tumblr.com/post/15253270414...
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
well done
(obvious pause)
Wellx3
9 years, 1 month ago
it was a rare opportunity
Halloween is but once a year
LatexWaterbed
9 years, 1 month ago
I'd rate it about medium
SemIna
9 years, 1 month ago
it's chipped on the side
SmoothCriminal
9 years, 1 month ago
eyes glazed
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
human eyes are delicious. after you take the shell off
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
but are those cage unchipped?
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
nice compromize
SemIna
9 years, 1 month ago
digimon bad dub reference
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
I reckon the writers got black gears in their brains irl
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
well knows his meat
LatexWaterbed
9 years, 1 month ago
these must have been the kids that came before hanzel and gretal for old hanx to use the bone for a finger
SemIna
9 years, 1 month ago
the boine didn't have to be a kid's bone
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
just a severed bone lying around
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
are we still talking about limestone
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
not all bones are solid
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
some are soup
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
cock soup is good for flu
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
sailing into the sun there
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
apparently still erect too or the witch would know it's not the kid's arm
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
just a regular man sized bone
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
well considering gusekhoo..?
SemIna
9 years, 1 month ago
groans
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
heh
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
you have no taste. children are tender. they need delicate cooking
RubberJohn
9 years ago
like kid leather
Wellx3
9 years, 1 month ago
like salad fingers
LatexWaterbed
9 years, 1 month ago
the fish is done
SemIna
9 years, 1 month ago
now carresss the rusty kettle
DavidusSnake
9 years, 1 month ago
sounds like alternate lyrics to the cha cha slide
SmoothCriminal
9 years, 1 month ago
just the image of a salad fingers themed cha cha slide song is enough for take all my money
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
poor animated in MMD
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
do-
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
I aint do
SemIna
9 years, 1 month ago
that show was badly names
them fingers didn't taste like salad as all
DavidusSnake
9 years, 1 month ago
like a rusty spoon?
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
rusty makes lettice wilt
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
so that's how it ended
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
how do they taste
LatexWaterbed
9 years, 1 month ago
well the meat looks like it's seasoned itself
SemIna
9 years, 1 month ago
your tears are delicious meme
DavidusSnake
9 years, 1 month ago
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
oh no countermeme
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
Heimskr is best neam
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
nop it aint
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
adventure time: no you're delicious
DavidusSnake
9 years, 1 month ago
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
that's what htey should say in a cannibalk mopvie
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
that is what i'm gonna call wetting my pants when something scary happens from now on
FloppyPony
9 years, 1 month ago
lol
SmoothCriminal
9 years, 1 month ago
I sounds like you did something else though
seasoning your meat
SemIna
9 years, 1 month ago
I feel the witch
DavidusSnake
9 years, 1 month ago
this is not roleplay
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
i'm sure was not what mean
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
lol
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
then she makes you soup
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
the kids these days
RubberJohn
9 years ago
oh just wait til john cauldron gets there
AD0RAHE4RT
9 years, 1 month ago
I like this kid's style
can we see more of them
Wellx3
9 years, 1 month ago
the tax collector isn't the kid grown up yano
LatexWaterbed
9 years, 1 month ago
only a tax collector would want their kid to wear a tax collector's costume
SemIna
9 years, 1 month ago
because they live every day being hated for what they are and want some solice in the fact that they are appreciated at least by their own family
DavidusSnake
9 years, 1 month ago
they could always yano quit their job
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
if they don't they ass
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
they should spare their child their fate
DavidusSnake
9 years, 1 month ago
those sadistic fucks
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
does that count as child rape
future roll without concent
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
I wish it did
so many parents I'd like arresting for raping a kid's childhood
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
all those pictures of nostalgic toon characters in sexual situations with the annotation childhood ruined
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
they are breeding
SemIna
9 years, 1 month ago
I was think
DavidusSnake
9 years, 1 month ago
no the kid is the guy screaming
If you didn't get that then the whole joke Is ruined
what the hell did you think was going on
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
i know right
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
think?

is obvious
DavidusSnake
9 years, 1 month ago
the fact you need to explin that is shocking
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
yah wer
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
makes a different meaning that way
LatexWaterbed
9 years, 1 month ago
tax collector kid is not a thing
SemIna
9 years, 1 month ago
but it could be
DavidusSnake
9 years, 1 month ago
please don't
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
you can't hold back the tide
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
it shouldn't be
DavidusSnake
9 years, 1 month ago
let's keep it that way
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
too late
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
evil dwarrf
SmoothCriminal
9 years, 1 month ago
it is now
SemIna
9 years, 1 month ago
they only said one thing
DavidusSnake
9 years, 1 month ago
with us that's all it takes
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
it's thinging but why
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
and tails doll didn't ever say anything
DavidusSnake
9 years, 1 month ago
got  athing for assholes?
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
don't say that on here you've got no idea what people will post
SmoothCriminal
9 years, 1 month ago
preparation H?
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
he's only in it for  sec
Wellx3
9 years, 1 month ago
the collector should be a horrow movie
LatexWaterbed
9 years, 1 month ago
well taxes can be scary
SemIna
9 years, 1 month ago
the forms
THE FORMS!
DavidusSnake
9 years, 1 month ago
get eaten up by them like in Brazil
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
cancel that trip to rio honey they got killer tax forms there
SmoothCriminal
9 years, 1 month ago
I don't know what's worse
the gang crime or the hungry paper
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
maybe it's just one of those super absorbent wipes
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
one shit of plenty devours you whole
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
what has science done?
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
why isn't there a horror film about forms
SmoothCriminal
9 years, 1 month ago
Brazil
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
good point
DavidusSnake
9 years, 1 month ago
taxman should be some sort of supervillain with the power to take your home away or such
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
usually people who end in man are heros
SmoothCriminal
9 years, 1 month ago
usually people who end in men are gay
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
badum tish
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
i read that as taxis
well you're more likely to lose your life that way
FloppyPony
9 years, 1 month ago
I can imagine the trailer.

The man at your door

DUN DUN!!

he's come to collect

DUN DUN!!

YOUR SOUL!

DUN DUN DUN!!! (shows flying forms scaring people and giving them giant gashes like papercuts for some reason)

HAVE YOU PAID YOUR TAXES?

coming Halloween 2017
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
you have to fill in your tax forms to be safe
SemIna
9 years, 1 month ago
ae you referring to the supervillain from the stretch dude and clobber girl episode or..
DavidusSnake
9 years, 1 month ago
wow what a ref
that's old
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
so old there's literally no porn of it
FloppyPony
9 years, 1 month ago
did you seriously check?  0_o
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
i got someone to check for me because i thought there might be child porn
UltimateVersus
9 years, 1 month ago
there was
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
and you googled it too i guess
UltimateVersus
9 years, 1 month ago
don't google simpsons porn
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
i've seen marge porn around bt i'm guessing the other simpsons are involved
SmoothCriminal
9 years, 1 month ago
mostly the kids
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
it's a shame because you wanna see marge porn and if you're not careful you see something you don't wanna
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
what about homerxmarge
search that
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
still not safe
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
glad i didn't google that to check then
UltimateVersus
9 years, 1 month ago
luckily
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
but there's mr fantastic and the thing porn and that's close enough
SmoothCriminal
9 years, 1 month ago
there probably is son but when kids are involved I aint getting into that shit
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
guess you've never heard of the wacky world of erotic cartoons
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
don't make it sound so whimsical
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
no "wacky world of erotic cartoons" is it's name
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
is dead
UltimateVersus
9 years, 1 month ago
retrosimps
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
we only get reruns in the uk
SmoothCriminal
9 years, 1 month ago
or anywhere that's not the usa
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
i am the collector and i'm here to add you to my collection
sounds like a pedo
UltimateVersus
9 years, 1 month ago
child collector offenses
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
reminds shitty shitty bang bang
FloppyPony
9 years, 1 month ago
lol

I don't like that movie either

jay says its spell correct though. I wish it wasn't
SmoothCriminal
9 years, 1 month ago
shitty shitty bang bang

hey it works lol
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
I bet that's some urban dictionary something
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
lollipops..
raspberry ripple..
all free today..
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
happu's nose
DavidusSnake
9 years, 1 month ago
but what is his weakness
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
tax rebates
UltimateVersus
9 years, 1 month ago
treble dun
UltimateVersus
9 years, 1 month ago
throw money at him and he will go away
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
you'd have to ration your money
SmoothCriminal
9 years, 1 month ago
I'm already rationing my money because of taxes
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
but should it be a "horror" movie
UltimateVersus
9 years, 1 month ago
you've spelt more things wrong than anyone dude
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
no i've just had more opportunity to because i post so much
SmoothCriminal
9 years, 1 month ago
still shouldn't say it guy
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
sorry
LatexWaterbed
9 years, 1 month ago
I just like the bit where he's grinning with the anticipation of a Christmas bonus and staring through the window
SemIna
9 years, 1 month ago
well tax collector have to find som way to enjoy their depressing job
DavidusSnake
9 years, 1 month ago
I don't think anyone wants to be a tax collector unless they're some sort of sadist
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
it's a shame because if your good with math it's the perfect job
UltimateVersus
9 years, 1 month ago
nerd conquest
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
don't temptt me
UltimateVersus
9 years, 1 month ago
it's just fun to see all the people you hated as a child get their comeuppance
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
what about the people you liked
SmoothCriminal
9 years, 1 month ago
agree
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
not even sadists are that evil
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
and rubs would know all about that
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
wanna rape a taxmamn
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
is that on your bucket list
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
if you gotta be a monster you gotta scare everyone in the neiborhood with your kids
UltimateVersus
9 years, 1 month ago
I reckon tax collectors can only eat tramps
think about it it only makes sense
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
SmoothCriminal
9 years, 1 month ago
and nobody notices them missing either
Evolve
9 years, 1 month ago
except for me and my network of tramps that will overthrow the city one day. no seriously I work at the homeless shelter sometimes.
Evolve
9 years, 1 month ago
that's a oddly specific diet
UltimateVersus
9 years, 1 month ago
leave their depressing job?
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
would be an idea
the world would be better without them
Evolve
9 years, 1 month ago
funny how we have a tax debt and yet everyone who's not dodging taxes using offshore accounts is either paying their taxes or serving some sort of punishment for it. either way not contributing to the debt itself. I wonder if the only thing that's not paying into taxes such as the rich people bending the law has anything to do with that debt. nope. obviously it's filthy benefit cheats are doing it or something. couldn't possibly be our fault.
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
and you'd know
DavidusSnake
9 years, 1 month ago
that was the tax collectors son I swear
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
just happy to scare adults
UltimateVersus
9 years, 1 month ago
boo
gimme money
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
lol they'd if they think it work
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
that's like a mugger say
Evolve
9 years, 1 month ago
or Mr.Krabs on Halloween
UltimateVersus
9 years, 1 month ago
raised in evil
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
family of the dead inside
Evolve
9 years, 1 month ago
[T_T] {T_T} (T_T) |T_T|
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
lolik
Evolve
9 years, 1 month ago
after killing his dad he took his tie and suitcase and wanders the streets every Halloween turning zombies back into sentient beings
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
well he could be happier about it
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
shang tsung voice like "your wealth is mine"
UltimateVersus
9 years, 1 month ago
tax collecting job steals your soul anyway
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
that's why tax collectors want your money
so you can't pay the ferry man and have to be left to their mercy on the shore
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
left with the rapists in limbo
Evolve
9 years, 1 month ago
erm why aren't they in hell?
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
exactly. rape is not redeemable
Evolve
9 years, 1 month ago
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
my jill pickle?
UltimateVersus
9 years, 1 month ago
just looking like
I'm gonna tax the shit outta you
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
tax rapist
SmoothCriminal
9 years, 1 month ago
why not we've had every other kind of rapist in ppp fan fictions
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
lol true
Evolve
9 years, 1 month ago
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
it seems someone still has that vid
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
what a cartoon died long ago. le tear
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
i know. it's sad that all we got left is ben 100.
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
not even that. it's only 10.
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
not even a cool 10 like pokemon
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
ah but have you been a trump
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
trump is a fart. spread the word
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
I love it. that's my signature now
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
pity you can't in comment
SemIna
9 years, 1 month ago
what if the kid was a real zombie and was just so jacked by the phoney costume they snapped out of the mind controil
DavidusSnake
9 years, 1 month ago
like I was gonna eat your brains but damn man
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
lol
UltimateVersus
9 years, 1 month ago
typical tht stupidity AKA lack of brains snaps a zombie out of it
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
i thought that would make them hungrier
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
what's the point of being a zombie without a food source
self preservation
turn back to normal to eat the more readily available regular food
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
that's some weird survival adaptations
so do they turn back when the average level of intelligence rises again
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
it also explains why we don't have zombies no more
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
lol
like we were smarter back them
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
smarter but less educated
Evolve
9 years, 1 month ago
we were dunking skanks when we could be dunking oreos. how smart were we?
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
begs the question..
do they go all soggy and crumbly when wet?
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
i think they were dunking them to find thast exact answer
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
I guess the results must have been pretty inconclusive 'cause they just couldn't stop dunking them
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
they just couldn't resist the taste of orehoes
Evolve
9 years, 1 month ago
maybe we've all contracted the virus and we're just waiting for aliens to arrive to feed on their brains
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
that explains the last few centuries
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
so in the 60's they were like. looks like there's still hope for the human ra- nope they fucked it we're leaving again
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
I blame the usa for keeping the zombie population down
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
too many shots to the head
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
maybe we are all meant to be zombies and our normal for is like the fight or flight mode
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
and we are killing those in f&f mode because they are acting weird
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
typical that zombie population went down when we started giving black people their freedom. I mean just look at history books. and we've had more zombies than ever now trump is winning the election.
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
and the zombies suddenly disappeared when obama ran in office. coincidence i think not
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
oh yeah..
UltimateVersus
9 years, 1 month ago
why are there never any ghetto zombies
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
brains brains
bitch please i'm eating fools here
SmoothCriminal
9 years, 1 month ago
still die before the age of 21
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
yes but then they come back as the living dead
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
point
Evolve
9 years, 1 month ago
then they rise up and overthrow the corrupt police force
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
bet they're regretting that police violence hnow
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
lol like attack the block you ments earlier
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
Zombie Moses 41
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
sounds like some sort of space ship
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
reminds Ulysses 31
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
wishful thinking evo
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
it's the trumps you gotta be scared of.
no seriously i aint getting political.
at least not until he fucks up which judging by almost every president ever it shouldn't be too long.
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
then i'll post his fuck up everywhere. but he's already made a few bushisms so I guess he was trying to type cast himself early.
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
i think the speech started it off well
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
somebody taught them how to pizza
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
why blast fools when you can eat their brains
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
then you're killing aaand you're learning
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
never though of zombies as thought vampires before
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
plausible
Evolve
9 years, 1 month ago
maybe marijuana is the cure
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
that's wishful thinkig
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
seems zombie outbreaks only happen where marijuana is illegal though. just saying.
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
it's all that soap powder
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
you only need bath salts when you aint got the green
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
i thought taking a bath is how you get ridd of green stainbs
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
a dream is a wish your heart makes when you ar ast ssleep
Evolve
9 years, 1 month ago
gonna eat brains.
spots those white vans on Daniel.
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
memes are the cure
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
no those are vines.
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
binds in vines
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
like in The Grimm Fandango or something
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
grabs daniel into my white van.
dqaniel: thank goodness you saved me from those zombs.
beans: saved? i'd say you were selected for finer dining.
equips cutlery
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
how are you driving whilst you get the cutlery?
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
'cause that's totally how they talk
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
that's a streetwise future taxman
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
brains brains
shit man
UltimateVersus
9 years, 1 month ago
lol
Evolve
9 years, 1 month ago
like literally your brains are shit man
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
shut that potty mouth. yo're only a minor zomnbie
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
shut your whole private zombie.
the major zombie is talking.
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
saving private zombie should be a movie
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
just listing what he can see
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
somebody got pretty frightened
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
i think it's before and after.
brains, still brains.
man got eat. now he's shit.
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
that's like a short story
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
yeah who cleans up all the shit left over from what's left of the people the zombies digested.
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
28 days later and the zombies don't use toilets so
UltimateVersus
9 years, 1 month ago
don't give zombies ideas of how to be more scary
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
i've come to eat your brains but first i would like to consult you on your avergae thought spending pert month
SmoothCriminal
9 years, 1 month ago
how the hell do you spend thoughts and how do you weigh the wealth of different thoughts?
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
well I reckon it's about a penny per thought
like yuno they say a penny for your thoughts
think that's enough evidence of the exchange rate
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
point
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
where exactly can you buy thoughts.
am I breaking te law thinking right now without paying for it or a license?
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
well i reckon it works like farming. you don't need to pay because you produce thought crops yourself buy you have to pay back the money you earn from selling your thoughts in taxes.
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
ah so only if you are getting paid for it. gotcha
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
no you still have to pay taxes on produce even if you don't sell any and you have to pay for the space to grow it
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
i'm pretty sure i own the land my thoughts are grown on
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
at the thought bank. badum tish
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
so what happens if you do a bank raid?
are you just in a crimpled mess on the floor with a billion thought rushing through you a second
Evolve
9 years, 1 month ago
maybe just the guys you ask that to just have particularly worthless thoughts
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
the saying is old and doesn't compensate for inflation lol
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
yeah it's at least twelvety now
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
what's a twelvety?
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
if they're asking us guys i can imagine that
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
especially how helpful your ideas about mom are
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
what's a penny in today's currency?
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
about a nickel and a dime in us currency
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
so you'd need a lot of thoughts to get minimum wage
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
yes but you produce so many thoughts at a time it's no problem i think.
you see cash i hand
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
if people give you anything exchange for a thought it's prolly considered an exchange
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
how does that work with alchemy?
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
now you're talking atomic weight
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
what's the atomic weight of a thought?
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
well what does a brain weigh?
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
but it's not the brain it's the signals in the brain. they weigh about 2600 times less
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
you think of alchemy and it happens
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
this aint full metal alchemist
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
you're supposed to mix stufff together like potions and stuff. that's how it works
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
exactly. can't have weight bias
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
thoughts are purely metaphorical anyway.
technically you can't weigh something that doesn't exist.
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
i'm pretty sure they exist i mean i'm thinking about whether thoughts exist right now
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
how do I know I'm getting the best deals?
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
hang on let me think about that..dammit!
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
that's mafia logic
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
well your thinking can be spent
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
does that mean you pay for tiredness with thoughts?
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
tiredness is thought theives tapping into your wifi signal
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
isn't it every fiscal year?
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
true
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
like the tax collector zombies only show up when your taxes are due.
actually that's a good metaphor for real life.
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
i call them vampires
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
always sucking our blood.
go pester the tax dodging scum that sent yyou here
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
they don't want their blood it's covered in taint
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
sorry i got a different supplier
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
I'm not even sure if I do even
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
let me think about that for a se-
gods dammit!
Evolve
9 years, 1 month ago
brains brains
have you considered your average annual spending on property assets
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
not enough brain for that dude
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
okay, staggers off somewhere else
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
simpsons ref
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
how many houses does this zombie think I have?
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
i don't know what you get up to
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
listen dude the zombie taxman is bad enough. i don't need zombie salesmen too
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
if he's selling double glazing though I might use that in a zombie apocalypse
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
wondering now weather cavity wall insulation would be an aid or a hindrance
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
by not being zombs?
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
stealth zombies
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
ninja zombies sound awesome
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
you been playing too much garden warfare
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
you're talking about giving zombies ideas.
the braindead things that hunger brains they don't have.
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
that's racist
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
that was pretty racist
Evolve
9 years, 1 month ago
I mean I eat brains and stuff but I got standards dude.
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
lol
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
like a totally relatable zombie.
why does everyone just shoot zombies.
they have rights you know.
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
i'd campaign for zombie rights
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
zombies are people too
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
technically that still counts as human rights
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
lol > mind control. gotcha
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
fatman: laugh and stop eating people
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
sons of liberty: zombie edition
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
so do zombies go flying past fortune or..
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
they all fall over around her so she has a cronut of zombies just piled up
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
that explains both the lack of zombies in recent years and the sudden return of them
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
I like how a zombie costume requires stitches and patches but all you need to be a tax collector is a tie
FloppyPony
9 years, 1 month ago
don't forget the suitcase ;3
RubberJohn
9 years, 1 month ago
the kid in the window didn't have one.
I reckon they developed a complex and now even the nostalgia critic scares them
Evolve
9 years, 1 month ago
heeeelo I'm the nostalgia..

https://youtu.be/ubibPayNrAY?t=3s
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
nostalgi-a-A-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
I always thought that sounded like they were sneezing
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
a-A-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR-CHOOOOOOOOOOO
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
Louis just has one of those colds where you feel like you're about to sneeze but can't
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
and he's just screaming in aguish
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
if the nostalgia critic has a tank I'd be scared of him.
do you remember Christmas Joker?
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
i fa-fa-fa-fa-fucking love christmas..boom
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
brings a different meaning to ringing in the bells
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
the past is packing heat
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
damn all you war punks
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
they developed a fear of ties
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
how specific is this phobia?
do they have  fear of knots or long thin strands of fabric or is it only when it's around someone's neck
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
actually i never thought about it before but ties are basically nooses
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
now you say it
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
hello I'm the nostalgia critic.
have you done your taxes?
my forms will devour you alive!
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
worse at christmas
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
yeah the cake and party food makes them rather peckish
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
or high. he looks quite quite high
LockedDoor
9 years ago
because I fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fed you to paper
Evolve
9 years, 1 month ago
why? what's in it?
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
hungry wet wipes
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
the fiend!
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
you bet if a businessman carries wet wipes you've got no idea what they get up to
LockedDoor
9 years ago
but how do they stay wet?
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
fart paper
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
the fart realm rears its ugly head again
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
the fart realm has a head?
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
yes but it's a long way away
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
'rears'
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
it's like monopolu money
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
i love this question. we could say anything.
that creepy living pencil that makes a portal.
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
shit I'd forgotten that. thanks for that.
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
FloppyPony
9 years, 1 month ago
great now my nightmares are back
thanks
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
goes really well to prime time of your life too
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
taxman is a creepy pasta with no story
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
is this becoming a forum game?
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
that could be any businessman
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
smithers shifty eyes
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
mr burns blank gleeful stare
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
gets on the electric train busted into packed like a sardine in a can whilst Gymnopédie plays as he just looks slant down staring into the enptiness of the crowded train around him
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
maybe he stole the suitcase and the taxman came after him
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
like tainted goods
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
the monkey's paw!
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
doesn't that have cursed wishes
PapaMumrick
9 years, 1 month ago
there's actually two stories
LockedDoor
9 years ago
that wasn't a monkey
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
you're thinking of white trash
PapaMumrick
9 years, 1 month ago
she's so thinking of white trash
LockedDoor
9 years ago
now she's thinking of trash in a white liner
PapaMumrick
9 years, 1 month ago
you still making yourself sound pedo beans
LockedDoor
9 years ago
basically we have already damned them and anything they say will be taken out of context
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
there must have been a rusty horseshoe in that suitcase
PapaMumrick
9 years, 1 month ago
you know that's an innuendo right?
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
it was a pony reference
PapaMumrick
9 years, 1 month ago
let's hope he does a better job than old slenderman rest his soul
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
lol
AD0RAHE4RT
9 years, 1 month ago
poor poor slendy
LockedDoor
9 years ago
plays durge
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
wow that's dark and that's me saying it
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
yeah old scissorwield never killed any kids yano
PapaMumrick
9 years, 1 month ago
reminds alien
AD0RAHE4RT
9 years, 1 month ago
that was not my favourite alien
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
who is? alf?
LockedDoor
9 years ago
exactly how
AD0RAHE4RT
9 years, 1 month ago
that's cause do to the ratings board they wont let you kill any in games nomore. fucking skyrim bratstards
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
i'll bloody your bloody nose you bitch
AD0RAHE4RT
9 years, 1 month ago
still not sure whether they found that sexual though. I mean beans posted it soo..
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
if that's a fetish i am way way way out of the loop
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
yeah that scene drifted by the censorship of angry parents like it never happened. if a movie did that today can you imaginbe the uproar
AD0RAHE4RT
9 years, 1 month ago
the ratings board would..https://youtu.be/-aRRR6CrDGg?t=22s
FloppyPony
9 years, 1 month ago
I love that clip
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
there's a gif of it somewhere that infinitely loops
LockedDoor
9 years ago
now I can use that when I like
FloppyPony
9 years, 1 month ago
WTF?! 0_0
PapaMumrick
9 years, 1 month ago
my point your face
AD0RAHE4RT
9 years, 1 month ago
but what if she doesn't awnt to give you head lol
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
ew that's my sister guys
LockedDoor
9 years ago
that's what you'd expect eddy to say
LockedDoor
9 years ago
too grimm for spoopytimes
AD0RAHE4RT
9 years, 1 month ago
I imagine this is how terrorists do stuff
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
in vintage cars wearing white suits? do you think the police would have much trouble spotting them
AloeVera
9 years, 1 month ago
Dilbertophobia
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
that's just nerdophobia
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
if you're a nerd and have nerdophobia..
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
infinite screaming
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
like infinite bread sticks
PapaMumrick
9 years, 1 month ago
you can get them at the non-taco bell
AD0RAHE4RT
9 years, 1 month ago
just basically a tapas bar
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
tapas bars are nice. i've never found one i don't like
LockedDoor
9 years ago
cluckin bell?
PapaMumrick
9 years, 1 month ago
the dudes at monster's ink could tap that
AD0RAHE4RT
9 years, 1 month ago
that's why we have never heard of it. riley adbucted them all
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
who the hell is riley? the badguy's name is randall
LockedDoor
9 years ago
you know they could just put a horror movie on infinite loop
AD0RAHE4RT
9 years, 1 month ago
like it's all you can eat or something
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
what do screams take like?
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
well i do frighten myself sometimes
PapaMumrick
9 years, 1 month ago
walk past a mirror and scream
AD0RAHE4RT
9 years, 1 month ago
I just do that shits and giggles
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
i walk past a mirror.
I’m gonna make a change, for once in my life
It’s gonna feel real good, gonna make a difference
Gonna make it right...
LockedDoor
9 years ago
catch a glimpse of my not self
PapaMumrick
9 years, 1 month ago
well that depends on your geek level and what you really associate with nerddome.
AD0RAHE4RT
9 years, 1 month ago
he said nerd and nerd though not geek and nerd
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
not like geeks have the negative nowadays. stupid bullshit hot people
LockedDoor
9 years ago
if they aint socially awkward they are a following trend monkey and no nerd to me
AD0RAHE4RT
9 years, 1 month ago
plays now you're a man but replaces the word man with nerd
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
pictures from anime of guys with blackout shine glasses soaring over a keyboard with flashing fingers
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
or is it occupational hazard awareness
PapaMumrick
9 years, 1 month ago
that's like drinking a cup half full dude
AD0RAHE4RT
9 years, 1 month ago
works for shots
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
point
LockedDoor
9 years ago
I am legit drinking a cup that is half full right now
PapaMumrick
9 years, 1 month ago
just looked it up. it's actually a word and it's pretty close to that meaning too.
AD0RAHE4RT
9 years, 1 month ago
yes but that's just socially awkward people it doesn't say anything about smart
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
why would you be afraid of smart people
DavidusSnake
9 years ago
savants are pretty creepy
AD0RAHE4RT
9 years, 1 month ago
besg the question. is there such a thing as nerdophlia
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
there's hope for us yet
DavidusSnake
9 years ago
that's the only way they'd get the girl
DavidusSnake
9 years ago
mon is here. there will be
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
yay dilbert
PapaMumrick
9 years, 1 month ago
typical
AD0RAHE4RT
9 years, 1 month ago
that is exactly the humor I imagined jay wold have
LockedDoor
9 years ago
but I don't even work
DavidusSnake
9 years ago
still would think nerdhumor
PapaMumrick
9 years, 1 month ago
then you work at macs and bertrund manning orders a cheeseburger with dill pickle and you just jump out the wndow
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
but was it a jill pickle?
AD0RAHE4RT
9 years, 1 month ago
macs roof starts lower
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
how does that work with all the stoves and friers and shit
DavidusSnake
9 years ago
well that sure is a pickle
DavidusSnake
9 years ago
a dill sandwich?
EdwardScissorwield
9 years, 1 month ago
if you say you're from the irs who's to know any different
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
the irs
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
i always feel like the irs is watching me..
PapaMumrick
9 years, 1 month ago
why? what have you done?
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
nothing but they make mistakes way too often
AD0RAHE4RT
9 years, 1 month ago
so says you
LockedDoor
9 years ago
considering I'm on benefits I should know more than most
DavidusSnake
9 years ago
friends with mon so-
AloeVera
9 years ago
let's make a list
LockedDoor
9 years ago
don't like this
DavidusSnake
9 years ago
they are tridant
AloeVera
9 years ago
i see dan at my window..
LockedDoor
9 years ago
dan get back here. you're supposed to be helping me write albion
DavidusSnake
9 years ago
imagine how awkward that would be
AloeVera
9 years ago
i think the guy with the scissors is the fake
LockedDoor
9 years ago
yes but how easy would it be to just leave the snips behind
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
this explains a lot about eddy himself
PapaMumrick
9 years, 1 month ago
lol
LockedDoor
9 years ago
I think though they might guess when you knock at the door carrying a huge ass pair of scissors
DavidusSnake
9 years ago
how does he knock at the door whilst carrying the scissors. he has to put them down and wham. that's when shit happens
AloeVera
9 years ago
i reckon i'd crap myself if i opened the door to find a man standing next to a giant pair of scissors
LockedDoor
9 years ago
but you could grab the scissors yourself if he was standing close enough to knock
AloeVera
9 years ago
if you have a giant pair of scissors on ya why are you knocking?
LockedDoor
9 years ago
the door isn't made of paper
DavidusSnake
9 years ago
nobody knows the secret dealing of eds mind
AloeVera
9 years ago
not even ed
LockedDoor
9 years ago
point
AloeVera
9 years ago
he collects taxes and then collects your soul
LockedDoor
9 years ago
oh no it's shang tsung
PapaMumrick
9 years, 1 month ago
jock bowel
AD0RAHE4RT
9 years, 1 month ago
feix baumgarter's nemesis
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
don't trend this
DavidusSnake
9 years ago
muhahahaha
AloeVera
9 years ago
you don't even know what they look like
LockedDoor
9 years ago
they look like intestines duh
DavidusSnake
9 years ago
i miss felix meme
AloeVera
9 years ago
me too sob grundy
LockedDoor
9 years ago
what the grundy?
LockedDoor
9 years ago
actually I'm interested to know how a jock bowel differs from other bowels
DavidusSnake
9 years ago
sweatier
AloeVera
9 years ago
on the inside?
LockedDoor
9 years ago
ew and just why
DavidusSnake
9 years ago
*jocks bowel*
AloeVera
9 years ago
how you do that?
LockedDoor
9 years ago
applejocks serial killers
AloeVera
9 years ago
sounds like someone lifted too much heavyweight
LockedDoor
9 years ago
yay no jocked bowels for me
DavidusSnake
9 years ago
what if the taxman tried to do the taxman
AloeVera
9 years ago
i think that thought has already entered mon's mind
LockedDoor
9 years ago
stop putting that thought in my mind
BredUndZurbMon
9 years, 1 month ago
it symbolizes their tie to their dead weight job
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
i honestly think that was someone's thinking back then
PapaMumrick
9 years, 1 month ago
i think black people should make a point of not wearing ties
LockedDoor
9 years ago
I think they should make a point of doing so to prove they didn't cut their ties and run
DavidusSnake
9 years ago
don't be a plumber
AloeVera
9 years ago
was that a plumbers don't wear ties ref?
LockedDoor
9 years ago
oh shitokami it was
DavidusSnake
9 years ago
but they looks so good
AloeVera
9 years ago
will smith did look dapper
LockedDoor
9 years ago
dapper earth slave
AloeVera
9 years ago
i think they should make a point of wearing nooses to make everyone feel awkward
LockedDoor
9 years ago
feel like candlejack
AloeVera
9 years ago
notice how only the rich and free wear them as a fashion statement
LockedDoor
9 years ago
cause like pulp they think that poor is cool
DavidusSnake
9 years ago
unemployment for freedom
AloeVera
9 years ago
but not by choice
LockedDoor
9 years ago
freedom not by choice?
I hate to point this out but erm..
AloeVera
9 years ago
just a concrete mould to the bottom
LockedDoor
9 years ago
that's why plumbers..
PapaMumrick
9 years, 1 month ago
oh so this is where all the fun went
LockedDoor
9 years, 1 month ago
lol
DavidusSnake
9 years ago
why is this topic so long?
AloeVera
9 years ago
LockedDoor
9 years ago
true
Kukiimon
8 years, 7 months ago
i love that kid at the window
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