My father was... a toymaker. And a manager. And one night he comes home... haaappier than usual. Mommy grabbed the kitchen knife to cut him some roast beef. He doesn't eat it - not... one... bit. So, me watching, he takes this bag to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says "Why so serious, son?" Comes at me with the bag. "Why... so... serious?" Puts the bag in my hands. "Let's put a smile on that face!" Aaand...
...why so serious?
My father was... a toymaker. And a manager. And one night he comes home... haaappier than usual. Mom
Well MY father was a drinker. So he came home drunk once and my mom tried to defend herself with a teapot. He took the teapot and poured hot water all over her, then he went over to me with the teapot and was like
WHY. SO. BRITISH?
Well MY father was a drinker. So he came home drunk once and my mom tried to defend herself with a t
