About to catch the football to score a touchdown, I don't notice the large puddle directly in front of me, so I slip and fall and get covered in a green, glowing liquid.
As I get up, I am shocked to find that the waste had triggered my bald eagle form, and brace myself for the destruction of another uniform.
I spread my wings as I chirp happily at the release of my avian form...but the transformation isn't over yet! I soon realize something's amiss as I notice changes to my beak and spikes growing all over my body! My talons lengthen into even sharper claws and my body grows larger and larger, scaring everyone else off the field!
The stadium now empty, I stand proud as an eagle/kaiju hybrid, while the stadium sits in ruins thanks to my destructive behavior. On the bright side, at least this was an away game...
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