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[Short story] Nutty

[Story] Márta's Song
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Keywords female 496655, squirrel 14935, noms 205, squirrely 2
Nutty
By Dennis M. Falk
9 July 2011
Issued under a Creative Commons license BY-NC-SA (any version)


A knock came from the door, and as I was closest to it, I opened it, only to reveal a rather large squirrel sitting on the porch, or rather, pretty large for a squirrel.

"Hello?", I asked, only to be replied by the squirrel bounding at me, almost toppling me over, climbing up to the top, feet on my shoulders, paws on my head, and playfully gnawing said head like a nut.

"Ack! Don't hurt me!", I said in surprise.

"No hurt- Play! Nomnomnom!", as she playfully nommed on my head. I could feel her rodent teeth. Her?

She moved further forward, her face upside-down to mine.

"Squirrels like nuts!", she said with a laugh and bright, shiny eyes.

:OK, OK, you win! Silly squirrel!"

"SQUIRREL!", as she wrapped her fluffy, soft red tail around my neck, but not hard enough to choke.

She then bounded off of me, landing on her feet, standing up in an almost-human fashion, revealing that she was indeed very much a female, as she stood there, only in her fur, as tall as a 10-year-old girl, with a similar build.

She offered a paw-- hand?-- saying, "We haven't properly met! I'm Helia," she said, emphasising the second syllable.

"As bright as the Sun," I quipped in response.

She chittered in a squirrelly giggle, "That's what my mother always told me!"

She then hugged me, wanting to be held. I gently petted her as she rested in my arms, noting how soft her fur was.

"You're so warm and comfortable, for a human," she sighed, closing her eyes.

What could I do? I had a pretty squirrel girl in my arms, and I think I like her, already!

=====

The author would like to mention he still has squirrels on the brain, and the obsession has yet to let up! :)

-le fin-
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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by dmfalk
First in pool
[Story] As You Live, SHINE!
[Story] Facing a New Day
[Story] The Most Frustrating Game Ever!
Show 1 More Pool...
Poem: Furry Love
[Story] Márta's Song
Yes, I still have squirrels on the brain- Here's proof!

d.m.f.

Keywords
female 496,655, squirrel 14,935, noms 205, squirrely 2
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Type: Writing - Document
Published: 7 years, 1 month ago
Rating: General

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LupineAssassin
7 years, 1 month ago
Faved because you wrote it. ^^
dmfalk
7 years, 1 month ago
It's not good enough on its own? :( You know I don't +fave everything of yours, just those that really do stand out to me. :)

d.m.f.
MarcoWolf
7 years, 1 month ago
i like squirrels
dmfalk
7 years, 1 month ago
I'm....kinda obsessed with squirrels. ;) 5 of my last seven stories have squirrels. :) My oldest furry work, "Furry Love", a poem (
Poem: Furry Love by dmfalk
) from 1992, is about a squirrel... ;)

d.m.f.
MarcoWolf
7 years, 1 month ago
O_o i still like squirrels
dmfalk
7 years, 1 month ago
Is something wrong with that? I don't think so! Just...um.... *starts shaking* Excuse me... *heads into another room, grabs a cute squirrel, burys nose in her fur, takes a deep breath, cuddles & fondles said squirrel, then relaxes, returning to the 'puter* Sorry, just needed to take care of an, um, nevermind... :) *addicted*

d.m.f.
(the squirrel-obsessed and admittedly weird writer)
Winterimage
7 years, 1 month ago
Silly and funny. And squirrely.
dmfalk
7 years, 1 month ago
Very squirrelly... ;)

d.m.f.
DOtter
7 years, 1 month ago
Squirrels, impulsive critters. Cute as dickens, though.
dmfalk
7 years, 1 month ago
Gotta love 'em... ;)

d.m.f.
CyberCornEntropic
7 years, 1 month ago
Well, she is right.  You are a nut. :p
dmfalk
7 years, 1 month ago
Is that a good thing or a bad thing? :o

d.m.f.
CyberCornEntropic
7 years, 1 month ago
Considering I know a squirrel girl myself (although she's of an older and less naughty variety than yours), I'd have to say, "yes". ;p
dmfalk
7 years, 1 month ago
I'm still not sure whether I should be flattered by that or not... :P And I assume you're referring to Dedrei- Not sure I'd want to be on her bad side, sober or otherwise... :P And this particular squirrel girl, I never said she was 10, only the size and build of a 10-year-old... For a squirrel, especially a semi-anthro one, she could be any age. :) Just a very squirrelly one. ;)

d.m.f.
CyberCornEntropic
7 years, 1 month ago
No worries.  I meant that affectionately and sincerely, perhaps not exactly in the same way as Helia, but still complimentary.

In truth, I wasn't thinking about Deidrei, but Lenora, who plays a squirrel with butterfly wings on Furcadia.  She's my best friend there (and, no, I don't mean in a naughty way; she isn't interested in such things and I'm too clueless to get into them in the first place).  I don't know her exact age, but she's at least in her late 20s, possibly older.  She does wear clothing, and is less overtly mischievous, hence the "less naughty".  Helia's apparent or actual age had little to do with it other than she was apparently younger relatively-speaking than Lenora is.

And, no, you really don't want to get on Deidrei's bad side.  I just need to get around to showing some good reasons why. :p
GreenFur
7 years, 1 month ago
thanks for posting this!
it was delightful, will there be more, or was this an example of your squirrelly muse hopping in for a quick bit of inspiration?
--GF
dmfalk
7 years, 1 month ago
Thank you. Moreso the muse, here, but...you never know... Been alot of squirrels, lately... :)

d.m.f.
AndyBanez
2 years, 8 months ago
wow-wow! Skyo-Uron! nobody but YOU could came up with a Greek squirrel GIRL ...and cute and ironically smart you named her Helia ,which is BRIGHT,while her species name is "Tail-that-makes-shadows/casts a shadow" on top of that! https://el.wikipedia.org/wiki/Σκίουρος  
FuzzFace
1 year, 8 months ago
Silly squirrels are gonna be silly!
dmfalk
1 year, 8 months ago
And you wonder why I write so many stories with squirrels? ;)

d.m.f.
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