So Lubu has been lagging on his way to the potty one too many times (and lagging on changes too) and what was going to happen happen and we have a leaky lag dragon. While he is on his way for a change and a sound spanking, me I'm rocking big boy training pants and still all dry ! So i'm the big boy and not a baby like all those around. I moved to the next stage, and training pants ARE NOT diapers ! I can go to the big kid table and leave all those to their high chairs !
Can't spank this Can't spank this Can't spank this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) Can't spank this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)
My-my-my-my playing makes me so happy makes me say oh marf ! With my imagination I keep playing all day long, thanks to it ! That's good when you know you're down A nice baba from mommytown And I'm known as such And this is a bottom uh u can't touch
I told you babysitter u can't touch this Yeah I'm naughty and I'm doin' it and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes mommy say u can't touch this You can't prove I did it so u can't touch this !
Can't spank this Can't spank this Can't spank this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) Can't spank this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)