While on the field, I take a break to grab a refreshing drink of Gatorade. However, I fail to notice the hazard symbol and assume it's just a new flavor. My body quickly starts changing, spikes tearing through my socks, my cleats straining, and familiar feathers forming on my arms!
When an odd-looking tail bursts through my shorts and my uniform gives way to other unusual appendages, I drop the bottle in shock. That was no ordinary bottle of Gatorade!
The transformation completes and I'm left standing as an eagle/kaiju hybrid. The remains of my uniform lay on the ground and my body, the "new flavor" is spilled on the ground, and the bench I was sitting on is now bent.
I'm all smiles about the 'new flavor' but I don't think they'll let me play in this form...and I may have to pay for that bench.