Dragon Train Reviews Reviews
(BGM: Derailed by Jim Johnston)
Title Card: DRAGON TRAIN REVIEWS or D-TRAIN REVIEWS.
Charles raining on a bad movie.
Starting Charles Roberts as Dragon
Charles giving a Good Movie the best review or a Good TV Show a best review too.
Producer: Charles Roberts
Charles Talking to Twilight Sparkle, Sonic the Hedgehog, Tails, Fifi La Fume, Buster Bunny, Cooler, Goku, Captain America, Superman, Nack The Weasel, Physco Weasley, Greasy, Roger Rabbit and other cartoon stars.
ALL ON ABOARD TO THE WORST MOVIE EVER.
Dragon Train Pulling the Real Titanic and other one with the Rapping Dog on it. Also Cartoon Chartres on the Titanic while they bulldoze though a Tentacolino Titanic with Derpy Driving the Dragon Train Saying.
Derpy Hooves: Did I do that?
Charles: Don’t Worry Derpy it Meant to happen so no worry.
Dragon was at the computer looking at the Youtube Video of Tentacolino and then turn to the viewers.
Dragon: Hello I am Dragon and welcome to Dragon Train Reviews. My Second Review is the worst movie and a Insult to the greatest death. of all time Titanic. Ladies and gentlemen this is Tentacolino.
Dragon: You think everything will be the same in this Intro? Well think again it different. You don’t believe me? Well watch it your self and see that I told you so.
Dragon Gust is Death the Grim Reaper and he saw this too.
Death: That why I left that movie since it didn’t had any Death IN IT!
Then he walking away while cursing too.
Dragon: Man that sucks for him.
Dragon: OK A BASTOMPERE? Un this is 1914 BASTOMPERE WAS INVENTED IN 1930S NOT 1914! HOW?
Dragon: Is he dumb since Smalls the Dog is smart. Well I wonder the Next part saying that Smalls saying I TOLD YOU SO.
Dragon: NOW THEY ATTACKING. UNDER WATER CURRENT? NO YOU IDOIT SHARKS ARE ATTACKING YOU. Wow I wonder what his IQ IS?
Dragon, Rainbow Dash, Buttercup, Brain and Dot Warner seeing this
Rainbow Dash: A RAPPING SHARK!
Dragon: HAY RAPPING DOG THIS SHARK IS OUT RAPING YOU!
Raping Dog: WHAT OK THAT IT I AM GOING TO OUT RAP HIM.
Dragon: OH UN This shark sining is worst.
Rapping Dog: OH he not my completion.
Dragon: I See better rap than this. Really Raping Dog can Beat him Hands down.
Dragon: SO they went behind him. Clam CAN YOU SHUT UP!
Dragon: Un What Don is looking at. Ok Top Conners you saying that either you are scared or happy.
Dragon: Also they look like escapes from a Prison somewhere in the ocean. What happy the Underwater Prison Warden couldn’t keep them in?
Then Star Trek music appears.
Captan Kirt: Red Alert.
Dragon: HANG ON I THOUGH HE SAY THAT STEEL ROPE IS HARD TO CUT. DOSE THERE BOSS GOT RAZZOR SHARP TEETH?
Dragon: Ok Everyone is KO wow.
Dragon: OK Razor got his own Dentist
Twilight Sparkle: Now his own Underwater Computer. What next his own underwater TV?
Dragon: Twilight Don’t give them Ideals.
Dragon: Ok here the Star of this movie.
Dragon: UN Did we make a wrong left turn to Little Mermaid? Also ARTIE? OK gust this movie was a Douce to the main star.
Bubbles: Yup this movie is HAHAHAHA.
Rainbow Dash: That never happen to us too.
Milo form Disney Atlantis: WHAT THEY PARODYING US?
Dragon: Look like it.
Ariel form Little Mermaid: NOT COOL!
Dragon: Question HOW DID THE BARON SURIVE THE GLACER IN THE ATTRACT?
MLP SEE THIS.
Rarity: YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME?
Applejack: WHAT THE?
Pinky Pie: Is that suppose to be us?
Rainbow Dash: WHAT THE?
Futtershy: They dose look cute but kind of embracing.
Twilight: THIS IS TOO EMBRACING!
Dragon: I feel your pain guys.
Squiggle: He can’t enter into that cave? Wow that sucks.
Belladonna: I did remember see Smalls in Doggy Hell once. Strange guy but really strange.
Dragon: Ok Mermaid nurse?
King Neptune: None of my people never wear that? Even that Cowboy hat.
Aquaman (2015): Same here.
Dragon: Un are Dolphins suppose to be Blue and WHAT IS THAT?
Bubbles: Yea and I Had no Ideal?
Futtershy: Look like a Fish with a Spring for Legs.
Bart Simpson; Also with a lot of clothing too.
Lisa Simpson: OK how come we can’t see his face?
King Neptune: Why he covering his Face? We never cover our face.
Mickey Mouse: That I have no ideal.
Dragon: Ok I though we looking for the Titanic NOT ATLANTIS? I Mean why the plot went form one to another? something like OH Let go find the Treasure *Crowd Cheering*. ON SECOND THOUGH. Let go find the Moon INSTED? *Crowd Booing.* See my point?
Dragon: UN THE KING WANT TO KEEP YOU HERE FOR EVER. Dose this remmed you guys of someone?
Blossom: The Geek who want to keep us.
Bonkers: The Collector
Starlight Glimmer: I use to do that but not anymore.
Buster; Geen Splicer
All: Many more.
Dragon shaking his head at this.
JabberJaw: HAY THEY COPYING US. NO RESPECT WHOOO!
Dragon: TOY SOLDIERS? SIX FEET? One question HOW DOSE ANYONE LOSE A SIX FEET TOYS ? AND HOW DID THEY CARRY THEM ON THE CREWS SHIPS? THAT DON’T MAKE ANY SINCE HERE AND THEY ALIVE IN ATLANTIS? OK I THINK LOGIC IS OUT OF THE WINDOW HERE.
Dragon drinking RC Cola, Everyone drinking there favor drinks and this is dumb song.
Rainbow Dash: WHAT GOING ON HERE?
Dragon: OK Went form a Jazz song to a Techno Song. WHAT THE? Now back to the Jazz Song? CAN THE MUSIC MAKE UP IT MIND?
Minnie Mouse: Wow our music is not that crazy than theres.
Dragon: OK IT A MADHOUSE HERE MADHOUSE!
Every Cartoon Gust coving there ears.
Dragon: PLEASE MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP! Also Now there Family is Worrying about them. Wow Did they forget about there Family?
Buttercup: WE KNEW IT!
Bugs: NAIL IT Five stars 10 out of 10.
Dragon: NOW THEY ACCEPTING IT I wonder are they STUPID? Yea let stay in Atlantis and forget our family even our friends. Wow that was not smart.
All: WE NEVER DO THAT. We tell them that we got Family and Friends back in our world.
Dragon: Ok now we seeing a Pirate Rat, Asian Mouse with no Name I am going to call the Asian mouse Kent Mouse.
Bubbles: All that cute seeing Smalls going off with a Female dogs.
Dragon: Ok Kent doing Kung Fu pose is out of place. Also Conners and Ronnie want to levee? Now they want to stay. Also Ok now we seeing Parody Part form the Running Man and Star Trek 2015 scene.
Bubbles: THIS IS FUN.
Rainbow Dash trying to hold it “Easy for you to say.”
Dragon: Now we getting to see Smalls and his date.
All Females; AHHH
Dragon: Is this going somewhere?
All: LET HOPE NOT!
Dragon: That was close.
Dragon: Ok This is a Scene form Road House. NOW We back to the Future Ride scene. OK DID THEY COPPY THIS FORM AMERICAN TAIL?
Papa: THAT STUPID!
Dragon: I think this guard is form somewhere.
Dragon: OK We meet the leader of the rats and Telling them his plan.
M. Bison: OF COURSE!
Dragon: ANOTHER WORLD TAKE OVER PLAN. HOW Many that Work?
Meagmind: It did work for me but It get kind of Boring.
Dragon: ALSO YOU LEFT ATLANTIS YOU MORONS! IF YOU CAN LEVEE ATLANTIS THEY WHY YOU DIDN’T TOO?
Dragon: Now Don going to let the king know about the Rats plan. Also Smalls is Scare of water.
Charley Barkin: WHAT HE SCARED OF WATER?
Sonic: Same way but He is a Dog and Dogs are not scared of water.
Dragon: Ok Why Pongo the Fish is scared of a Screwdriver?
All: Gust Fear being taken apart.
Dragon: Ok Now the King Use his Ring to control his Moving Chair.
All: ANYONE CAN DO THAT TRICK!
Dragon: Wow a Plan is it a Good Plan or a Dumb Plan. Well good work. Lucky they with the rats if Razor teeth see one wearing the Titanic hat that means he will kill them.
Dragon: WOW trusting to take them into there gang. Backstabbing.
Villains: Well we not that stupid and this Rat is.
Dragon: SO WHAT IS HE?
All: FAKE FIGHTING SCENE.
Dragon: Yep we going to see it.
Dragon: OK IS THE KING WAS SMART OR DUMB?
Dragon: Unless he got alarm install. Then I was right.
Mickey: We use the same thing too just in case.
King Neptune: Gust he Smart.
Buttercup Yawing “OK this is a Boring Fight scene.”
Rainbow Dash: You say it.
Dragon: OK I LIKE THAT IDEAL!
ALL: US TOO!
Dragon as Linkara: LOGIC WHAT THAT?
Rainbow Dash: HOW DO YOU PERFORM A FLIP KICK IN UNDERWATER WHILE THE DOG GOT YOUR TAIL?
Danger Mouse: I have no ideal Rainbow Dash.
Dragon: OK THE DOLPHIN CAN ENTER INTO THE WINDOW BUT SMALLS CAN’T WOW THE KING IS A DOUCHBAG.
Dragon: NOW HE CAN GO THOUGH AND NO They can breavie under water since the Atlantis put a special breaving tech in there bodies.
Mojo Jojo: Dose that Rat know that Vase is full of water not the elixir.
Dragon: Nope and I don’t care.
All: SAME HERE.
Dragon: Now they running also Mermaid using Lasers? Ok this is weird.
Dragon: OK the Baron don’t believe this too. NOW HE GIVE IN? WOW TWO MINDS.
Dragon: Wow that is a threat.
Dragon: WHAT a Dog using a laser gun?
Charlie Barkin: We couldn’t use Laser guns too.
Dragon: Also is he going for his friends that in the group. Also the Leader of the Mermaids is concern about that too even he shooting at them.
All: COMPLEX LEADER SHIP!
Mickey: Remember that Knight in Robin Hood Men in Tights? Well you don’t make that same mistake.
Dragon: OK Now we seeing a Army on the ground. THE KING CALLING THE SCOTSMEN A LITTLE GIRL.
Then Scotsmen see this “HAY!”
Dragon: Hay Scotsmen dose anyone confuse you guys as Girls?
All Scotsmen: YEA WE GET THAT ALOT!
Dragon: OK WHY DID YOU REMOVE THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE?
All Scotsmen: WHAT A MORN!
Dragon: SO King Can Make anyone a General by Blowing up a Sub.
All: That don’t work like that.
Dragon: Now he playing his bagpipes during the battle.
Scotsmen: Well that happen in war.
Dragon: NOW a Otter/Elle Creature leading Missiles shooting Amnesia Rays at the subs.
All: WE DON’ T KNOW?
Dragon: Now the ship got attack too.
Dragon: Ok this is Total Embracing. Also Baron and his butter have amnesia.
All: LOOK WHO TALKING?
Dragon: Now we see Artie Facing the Sharks with Captain Planted Mermaid.
Captain Planted: Why they use my color schemes for him?
Dragon: Guys Say it.
All: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
Dragon: HE still going after Kent Mouse and zaps him 4 times too. Un since that a amnesia ray zapping him four times will have a long term memory loss.
Dragon: Well The King is not happy with Artie with him plan. Also Artie is lying.
All: WOW never see that.
Dragon: Yea right and I wonder what he will give Artie his punishment?
Dr. Strange: Neet trick.
Dragon: UN Like I say that plan not going to work.
All Villains: You tell us.
Dragon: That old rat didn’t like this.
All: Test and going to Fail.
Dragon: Gust something is not right.
All: THE PLAN FAILS!
Dragon: WOW WELCOME TO I TOLD YOU SO WORLD!
Dragon See this “WHAT?”
Stone Cold Steve Austin: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
Dragon get angry “ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!”
Then a explosion happen.
Dragon: FIRST WE LOOKING FOR THE TITANC, THEN WE INTO THE ATLANTIS SCENE, NOW TO THE END WE SEE THE TITANC? YOU IDOITS!
Donald Duck: THIS IS A COP OUT!
Dragon: What happen to the blood?
Babs: Maybe they wash it
Fifi: or Clean it.
Dragon: Now they have to live on a serect island and never see there family again. Gust the King erase there records.
Dragon: So the bottom of the Titanic is underwater? OK I don’t get it.
Buster: Think of the Housing Values will go up.
All Thinking what they want to see.
Dragon: Hay we were thinking differently. Now we seeing a Mouse version of Mental House.
All: Ok gust they loss it.
Dragon: Kent mouse is a Cat and Pirate mouse is a Dog. AHAHAHHAHAHA
Dragon: But still got his moves.
ALL: WHAT THE?
Dragon: OK I seeing this happing. At lease the Doctor is not a jerk to his helpers.
All: Yea that was close.
Dragon: The Doctor not buying it.
All: The Doctor is Creepy.
Dragon: Now we went form Creepy Doctor to this Dance song.
Charlie Barkin: NOOOO PLEASE END THIS NOW!
Dragon: Now we get this scene form the other Titanic Movie and also the End Credits too. SO how we sum this movie up?
Dragon: Right SO TENTACOLINO GET A F- DARK VADER If you please
Dark Vader: Death Star Fire on the Tentacolino DVD on my mark.
Then the Empire getting the Death Star Ready as the lasers charing up.
Dark Vader: FIRE!
Then the Death Star Fire it laser and blasting the Tentacolino DVD into Peaces.
Dragon: There. Now we go to a Good Movie Review. It a surprise. SO GOOD BUY FORM THE DRAGON TRAIN. Derpy Take us out of here.
Then the Dragon Train began to move away form a charred Tentacolino atlantis.
(BGM: Derailed by Jim Johnston)
Credits are Rolling.