Dante: *Is reading a magazine*
Pinkie: GO LONG! *Tosses a book at trent*
Trent: *Has a chipped tooth* Nice Pass! My turn! *Throws an encyclopedia book at her*
Twilight: *Takes out a book and turns to a page* How about this one?
Twilight: .......this one?
Twilight: *Sighs* OK *turns the page* this one?
Leo: ...Not even close.
Twilight: *Groans angrily* How can you not know one of these spells?! You're magic!
Leo: Well I wouldn't use the word "magic"...Super Natural is more like it.
Twilight: That's what magic is.
Leo: Then I don't know. *Gets up* wanna grab lunch?
Twilight: *Facehoofs* whatever.
Leo: Hey guys we're grabbing lunch wanna come?
Trent: *Spits out a tooth* I'm game.
Pinkie: Me too!
~They all leave as Dante looks around*
Derpy: *Falls from the sky in front of Dante* Shhh...I'm on a muffin hunt. *Derps loudly*
Dante: SON OF A BITCH!
Leo: I can't understand any of that stuff anyway. Besides the last thing I would do is read a book.
Trent: I read lots of books.
Leo: DC and Marvel comics don't count.
Trent: Oh. I guess I never read a book before in my life.
Leo: OK for lunch, I have like 20$.
Twilight: What's dollars?
Pinkie: *Troll Face*
Trent: *Bob Barker*
Twilight: *Awesome Face*
Leo: *Scott Menville as he facepalms*
Twilight: I'll pay for it. Excuse me.
Trixe: Can I take your...oh it's you.
Twilight: Wow! Trixe! Hi! uh, what are you doing here?
Trixe: How can you be so blind?! Why the Great and Powerful Trixe is...working at a fast food joint with minimum wage.
Leo: Wow that sucks.
In the BG: TRIXE!!!
Pinkie: Who's that?
Trent: Holy Crap it's Benson from "Regular Show"!!!
Benson: Stop talking to your friends *Turns red* and get YOUR ADORABLE ASS BACK INTO THE KITCHEN!
Trixe: How about this. *Horn glows as Benson gets confused*
Benson: What happened?!
Trixe: Go have fun.
Benson: *Turns red with rage* AWESOME!!!!!! *Runs out the place then throws a trash can in the air and kicks it as he goes after it*
Twilight: What was that?
Trixe: A spell that makes creatures temporarily forget everything and do as I say for 10 minutes. Anyway who are your tall friends?
Twilight: That's Leo and Trent.
Leo: I'm hungry.
Trent: And I failed the 2nd grade.
Trixe: Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. I'll just take your order-
*The kitchen explodes~
BG: Aw crap! Trixe get in here and put out the fire please!
Trixe: I'll be right back. MAN!!!
Pinkie: Hey look! It's getting darker!
Leo: What? *Looks up at sees a small ZONE ship drop off soldiers* OH COME ON!!!
Trent: These guys are relentless!
Twilight: Want me to help?
Leo: It's cool. there's only a few of them.
Elite ZONE Soldier: *Aims his gun at them* Wolves of Pandemonium! You are wanted by the Z.O.N.E, dead or alive!
Leo: What else is new?!
Elite: Bieber getting pelted with eggs.
Trent: You just found this out like what? 2 hours ago?
Elite: ...OPEN FIRE!!! *Fires*
~Leo dashes towards a soldier and somersaults him and roundhouse kicks another in the face~
~Trent extends his staff and whacks one in the head and sweeps him~
Twilight: Come to think of it, I've rarely seen people or ponies fight like that.
~Leo elbows a solider in the face repeatedly and tosses him at the ship~
Pinkie: I've have!
Twilight: TV and Movies don't count.
Trixe: *Comes out of the kitchen covered in ashes as she sees whats going on* Look at that, all that brute fighting is so barbaric...bizarre yet...interesting.
???: Would you like to know more?
Trixe: Who's there?
~Trent smacks the elite as Leo hook punches him to the ground and they both stomp on his head until his he's completely in the ground and they kick dirt at him to bury him~
Soldier: THAT'S mean...wanna retreat?
Soldier 2: Sounds appropriate.
~The Z.O.N.E retreats back into the ship and flies away~
Twilight: I need to learn that!
Leo: How to bury?
Twilight: No! I need to learn how to defend myself like that.
Leo: ...You WANT to learn that, don't you?
Twilight: *Sighs* yes.
Leo: Why? You can do magic.
Twilight: Because I studied and learned from the best books. But I do that all the time. I want to learn something new. Something from someone or somepony that's not a book.
Leo: So you want ME to teach YOU MY fighting skills?
Twilight: Not just that, to be my teacher.
Leo: Teacher? Hmm...well I have to think about it.
Twilight: Have you thought about it now?
Twilight: How about now?
Leo: *Reads a magazine*.
Twilight: *Pops out of the garbage* Now?
Leo: ...*Closes the magazine and walks away*.
Twilight: <Shouts> Was that a yes?
Leo: I didn't even know I had a house here...my own house.
Leo: *Picks up* Hello?...No Twilight...how did you even get this number?...bye Twilight. *Hangs up*...man *hears a knock on the window* what the- *Opens the curtains and sees Twilight pressed up against the glass*.
Twilight: Thought about it yet?
Leo: ...*Closes the curtains*
~Leo lies on a tree relaxing then angel comes by and tells Leo to look up in the sky, as he got up, he saw the wonderbolts spell a message in the sky that says "How about now? by Twilight". Then Leo leaves the forest as angel takes his place.~
~As time goes by, Leo keeps hearing twilight's voice saying "Now?" and "How about now?" over and over again until he hears a snap~
Leo: *Grins his teeth*...*Sighs*...fine, I'll teach you.
Twilight: You will?!
Leo: But first answer this...are you willing enough to learn from me?
Twilight: ...*stretches her arm* I guess so.
Leo: Because once I've taken you under my wing, There's no turning back.
Twilight: Umm...I'm ready?
Leo: Good then we start tomorrow at the gym.
~The next day in PonyVille~
~Dante,Trent and Rock walks by as they saw ponies gathering around the gym~
Rock: What's going on?
Dante: It smells like Leo. Let's check it out.
Trent: My tooth hurts.
Dante: Nobody Cares.
Trent: Hurtful, yet true brother.
~Inside the gym~
Bon-Bon: What's going on?
Lyra: Someone's teaching a pony how to fight!
Bon-Bon: Do you think the princess would approve of this?
Lyra: Ah who cares. She's a bloody troll.
Celestia: *Appears* Who said that?
Bon-Bon/Lyra: ...*Points to carrot top*
Celestia: YOU!!! TO THE MOON!!! *Sends her to the moon*
Lyra: Now I feel bad.
Celestia: Oh she'll be back tomorrow. *Leaves*
Lyra: Now I'm depressed. *Sips her drink*
~As their friends watch, Leo with his eyes close, is gaining chi as twilight, in a karate outfit, just looks at him with worry~
Leo: ...*Opens his eyes* You ready?
Leo: Good! Now the first thing you need to do is gather chi.
Leo: Yeah. ya know? Energy. Like what I just did.
Twilight: OK. *Sits and meditates* I think I feel the energy! So what does this have to do with fighting?
Leo: Well gathering chi, is the best way to gain confidence. Without it, You WILL lose a fight...Do you feel confident?
Leo: Alright then. Throw a punch at me.
Twilight: Are you sure?
~As she lets out a worry sigh, she throws her hoof at Leo as her hoof stops dead close to Leo's nose.~
Leo: Ya see? You don't have enough confidence. I don't mean to sound mean, but if I was the enemy, you'd be on the floor knocked out.
Twilight: *sarcastically* Thanks, that made me feel better.
Leo: You're welcome! OK now gather your chi again. And this time as your doing it, think of those who has confidence in you.
~As she meditates again her eyes turn white~
Celestia: Are you sure you can do this twilight?
Filly Twilight: This will be a snap! *As her horn glows, she tries to channel magic through the room as the books picks them selves up and organizes them* I'm finally doing it princess! *Trembles* Uh oh.
~The books starts ripping into pieces as she floats in the air then her eyes glow white just as she creates a chaotic tornado that destroys the roof and sucks everything into it, then the tornado gets bigger~
F.Twilight: it's happening again! I can't control it! *As she continued to float, Celestia grabs her hoof as she turns and sees Celestia smile at her telling her "It's ok". Afterwards the tornado disappears. Then twilight floats down as she starts to sob.
Celestia: What's the matter my star pupil?
F.Twilight: I couldn't do it. I'm not meant to learn magic.
Celestia: Twilight it's an unstable spell. It's even hard for me to do it. But I'll let you in on a secret.
F.Twilight: What is it?
Celestia: The key guide is to have "confidence" to believe that you can control it, that you can do it. With that in mind, you can overcome anything.
~"Anything" and "confidence" echos and fades away as twilight comes back to reality~
Leo: You ok?
Twilight: I'm ready.
Leo: Ok but if you feel-
Twilight: *As she throws her hoof, the chi she gathered channels through her body punches Leo hard though the wall*
Trent: ...*Drops cigarette*
Rock: *Jaw drop*
AJ: As it-
Fluttershy: Can be.
Twilight: *looks at her hoofs* Did I do that?
Leo: *Gets up from the rubble and spits out a tooth* Now that's what I'm talking about!!! YOU'RE READY!!!
~Twilight punches and kicks at Leo as he guards everyone of them~
~Leo and Twilight meditates together at the sunset~
~Twilight does push ups as Leo stands on her back as he reads a magazine~
~Twilight does sit ups on books~
~At the swamp, Leo turns the hydra into a knot as twilight punches them as a punching bag~
Leo: One more thing. *Hand emerges purple fire and throws it at her*
Twilight: ...*dodges it as she grabs it and throws it back and hits him in the face, then he falls down.* Oh my gosh! Are you OK Leo?!
Leo: *Opens his eyes* You are a true pandemonium fighter!
Twilight: Yes! *squeezes him* thank you so much!
In the BG: A true pandemonium fighter? Not by a long shot.
Leo: Who's that?
Twilight: That voice...
Trixe: *Comes out of the woods* If you're looking for a pandemonium fighter, then look no further! For it is I, The Great and Powerful Trixe!
Leo: Is she gonna say her name like that all the time?
Leo: Anyway how did you learn to fight?
???: She learned from me.
Leo: That voice...
Shenlong: *Emerges from the shadows*
Leo: SHENLONG?! *Gets up and goes after him and tries to kick him as shenlong guards the kick with his wrist* What are you doing here?
Shenlong: I should be asking you the same thing. And I see you're not a pony.
Leo: let me guess, Trixe used a morph spell on you?
Shenlong: Isn't it already obvious?
Trixe: He taught me everything he knows about fighting.
Shenlong: that you don't know.
Leo: Yeah? How about this? *Reaches out his hand as a white aura with feathers shifts around his hand, his cutlass appears in his hand and points it at shenlong*
Shenlong: You taught her weapon fighting?
Leo: No. But it pretty much rules out that you didn't teach her everything.
Shenlong: Clever. Now then *Reaches out his hand as a green aura with feathers shifts around his hand, his nagitina appears in his hand and points it at Leo* I'll enjoy spilling your blood.
Leo: I'm waitn'.
~They charge at each other as they clash their weapons on close impact, The other ponies watch sparks fly from the blades, they look at each other in anger~
Twilight: Must you always cause something bad to happen?
Trixe: Yes! Can't you see I'm deliberately trying to kill you?
Twilight: What?! Why?!
Trixe: 1stly, you've humiliated me in front of everyone during the Ursa minor incident. and 2nd, you keep rejecting my true feelings for you.
Twilight: Ugh! For the last time trixe, I'm not a lesbian!
Trixe: But those images on the internet-
Twilight: Those are JUST PICTURES, drawn by artists! Honestly! do you believe EVERYTHING on the internet?!
Trixe: Facebook is shutting down?! Noooooooooo!
Trixe: Hello mother!
Luna: I'm not your mother.
Trixe: But your cutie mark...
Luna: Just because our marks has a star, doesn't mean we're related.
Trixe: And your coat-
Luna: It's greyish purple.
Pinkie: Would you like a cupcake dashie?
Dash: Sure pinkie-
Trixe: *Bursts open the door* IT'S A TRAP! *Slaps the cupcake out of dash's hoof and punches pinkie unconscious* TAKE THAT YOU SICK LITTLE PONY!! *Grabs dash and runs out the door bawling*
Trixe: I did you a favor that time! I SAVED rainbow dash.
Twilight: The words "FAN" and "FICTION" means it's not real.
Trixe: But...Grrrr! SHUT UP! I'll make you regret the day you've made a fool out of me! *Kicks Twilight hard into a mountain*
Twilight: *Her eyes glow white as she rushes out of the rubble and uppercuts trixe into the air*
Trixe: *Recovers* Hmpf! *Charges up and shoots multiple beams at twilight*
Twilight: *Her horn glows as it creates a shield in front of her reflecting the beams*
~They charge at each other as meanwhile Leo is fighting shenlong as they both see an explosion in the air~
Shenlong: They're fighting, We're fighting.
Leo: ...fine! *Slashes upward*
Shenlong: *Dodges the slash and kicks him to the ground and jumps into the air and fires multiple fireballs at Leo*
Leo: *Rolls away from the impact of the fireballs as he gets up in a stylish style*
~Twilight runs across the mountain side, escaping trixe's beamfire, then twilight disappears and appears behind trixe and kicks her into the air then disappears and appears above trixe airborne and elbow smashes her downwards then disappears and appears to the left of her and punches her to the right then disappears and appears to the right and palm smashes her to the left and repeats the process 4 times rapidly then finally charges up, grabs trixe and dive bombs her spinning into the ground~
Trixe: *Gets out of the rubble battle damaged*
Twilight: You leave me no choice trixe! *As she charges after her, she gets punched aside by another character*
???: You've put quite a number on this chick.
Twilight: *Gets up* no way...GILDA?!
Gilda: In the flesh.
Twilight: Why are you getting involved?
Gilda: That's none of your business! I've got my reasons.
Twilight: But why are you on HER side?
Gilda: Same reason! Humiliation! ...damn I told you business. Well sorry twilight, I'm gonna have to kill you now. *Jumps at her and sweeps her and tries to ankle smash her as twilight rolls away* hold still!
Twilight: Come on! 2 against 1?! that's not fair!
~Dante drops in from the sky and tries to power hook gilda into the ground but then gilda dodges the attack as she gives dante the finger~
Dante: Oh no, Now it's 2 and 2... >Camera zooms in on his face< bitch.
Gilda: *Roars and tackles dante downside the mountain as they roll and tumble*
~Shenlong throws his nagitina at leo then leo dodges it by jumping as it wedges into the mountain then he bounces on it and jumps higher into the mountain to avoid shenlong. Leo then runs at high speed across the side of the mountain as he sees dante fighting gilda~
Leo: Gilda?! Something's not right here.
Shenlong: *Runs alongside the mountain next to him* This is my team. We've formed together to destroy you and your friends, more likely ex-friends. We're called "The Rejects".
Leo: Why "The Rejects"?
Shenlong: Because it was all I can think of! *Kicks him as leo dodges*
~Gilda and Dante fall into a pit that's drenched in fog. As Dante gets up, he doesn't see Gilda as he feels light taps around~
Dante: Where are you? *Punches the wall as he thought it was Gilda* Dammit.
Gilda: *She chuckles as she punches Dante from the shadows*
Dante: This sucks. *Gets kicked* Damn!
Gilda: Dude you mad? *Punches him again*
Dante: Crap! I can't see in this freaking fog. *Gets punched again* SHOW YOURSELF! *Gets thrown into the wall*
Gilda: Face it! My senses are WAY better than yours punk. The only way out of here is in a body bag.
Dante: *He gets up and concentrates the pit's surroundings and feels Gilda's aura then he uppercuts the air as the fog disappears and reveals Gilda getting launched into the air out of the pit into a forest* Who's the punk now? *Flies out of the pit* where'd you go?! Aren't we havin' fun toots?
Gilda: *Appears behind him, grabs his head and slams his face into the ground* I'm havin' fun babe.
Gilda: Dash?! What's up?
Dash: Nothing much.
Gilda: So you're gonna help me put a number on this dweeb?
Dash: Mmmmmmm...no. I have a better idea. *Somersaults Gilda in the air, disappears and appears above her and bucks her into a tree* I'll put a number on YOU, if you hurt my friend again.
Gilda: Friend?! This loser is your friend?! *Gets up* Dash...think about what you're doing. I'm giving you another chance to hang with me again.
Dash: I thought you'd change after that party. But you're still the same bitch in a half.
Gilda: Stop calling me a BITCH! *Charges after her*
Dash: *Charges up and fires electric pulses at her*
Gilda: *Slashes them out of the way as they collide together*
~They both attack struggle rapidly as Dante gets back up wipes the dirt from his face~
Dante: Huh...Rainbow Dash is more badass than I thought.
~Twilight walks over to trixe as she charges her powers~
Trixe: I'm regaining my strength back! You think it's a good idea to confront me?
Twilight: I'm not gonna fight you anymore trixe.
???: That's right you won't.
~A woman slides down the mountain with glowing hands and throws energy beams at her as twilight dodges them~
Trixe: Oh goodie more backup!
???: Must I do everything my self?
Trixe: Sorry Kyrie. They had more men.
Kyrie: Hmfp. Anyway you won't be fighting her because you'll be fighting me.
Twilight: Ugh. I could be home reading books instead of this.
Kyrie: *Glows and throws fire at twilight as twilight dodges them and attempts to kick kyrie then she guards the kick and shoves her to the ground* You must be joking.
Twilight: Oh Celstia where's leo?
~Leo attempts a 7 slash combo on shenlong as the martial artist guards against each one then donkey kicks him into the air, then leo recovers just before shenlong drives his blade into leo, they attack struggle rapidly and finally clash their weapons together~
Shenlong: Well what da ya know? You DID get stronger.
Leo: You got more irritating. Why do you always have to fight me everytime you see me?
Shenlong: What the hell are you talking about? You attacked first this time. Anyway to hide the REAL reason...I'm just bored. I teach students how to fight and you teach a FRIEND how to fight?
Leo: What do you mean?
Shenlong: Martial Arts has no time for friends! This is why you're so soft!
Leo: ...Soft? If I was soft would I be kicking your ass right now? *Hair turns white and spiked up then his eyes turn yellow* would I be able to take down general zan? The man who killed your family?
Shenlong: ...LIAR!!!!!!!! IT WAS YOU!!!!! *hair turns white then his eyes turn red*
Leo: If it was me then I would be joining Z.O.N.E!
Shenlong: THE PROOF IS MY EYE! THE SCAR YOU GAVE ME!!!
Leo: By accident! I wasn't trying to hurt you! You got in the way!
Shenlong: STOP LYING!!!!!!!!!!!! *Thrusts into him and power smashes him into ponyville*...*Screams and flies towards ponyville*
Twilight: LEO!!! *Rainbow dash and Dante grabs twilight and head towards ponyville*
Dante: Forget them! Leo might be in trouble.
Twilight: What about Gilda?
Dash: Oh we took care of her.
Kyrie: A friend saver. Hmpf Come on trixe.
Trixe: Coming...where's Gilda?
Gilda: OVER HERE!!!
Kyrie: She's in the ground....dig her up.
Trixe: Why me?!
Kyrie: Because I don't know a spell that digs.
Trixe: Awww Celestia.
~Leo crashes into the ground creating a crater~
Shenlong: *Descends down* I'll end you right here right now.
Leo: *Gets up and wipes blood from his mouth* Fine...if I can't reason with you...then bring it.
Shenlong: *Throws a fireball at leo*
Leo: *Dodges it casually*.
Shenlong: *Grins his teeth and charges after him and tries to punches him*
Leo: *Catches the punch and flips him, then stylishly jumps into the air and stylishly kicks him into the ground causing the ground to crack*
Shenlong: *Powers down and tries to get up*
Leo: *Powers down as he holds out his hand to help him up* Can you just listen to for 1 minute?
Shenlong: ... *Smacks his hand* PISS OFF!
~Shenlong's team shows up~
Gilda: We're here!
Trixe: We need to finish what we started.
Shenlong: No. We're done here.
Kyrie: We came all this way to retreat?
Shenlong: I'll explain later. Let's go.
~Dante,Dash and Twilight show up~
Trixe: Till next time losers.
~As they leave Gilda flips them off again~
Dante: Where are you guys going?! What happened to being in a body bag?!
Gilda: *In the background* Just you wait punk!
Dash: You OK Leo?
Twilight: Are you hurt?
Leo: ...I'm hurt...but not physically.
Dante: Alright then since we're done here, I'm gonna get a drink. *Leaves*
Twilight: What do you mean? You look wounded and your clothes are ripped.
Leo: I'm hurt from the inside. I lost the chance to earn back a friend.
Twilight: I feel that way too.
Dash: Me three.
~It becomes nighttime as Luna flies into the air to do her job~
Leo: ...one day...he'll understand.
Dash: And Gilda has to understand.
Twilight: So does trixe. Except kyrie I've just known her for like 15 minutes. I have no idea what she'll understand.
~They look up at the sky as the stars connect together to form Gilda,Trixe and Shenlong~