"Auntie, can you tell me the story to this picture again? For my bedtime story? Pretty please with cherry on top? Why were you standing on a giant teapot?"
"Ah, sweet young Clifford. As you wish. You wouldn't know it, but back then I was an unstoppable rare hunter of tea with Uncle."
"A hunter? So mummy wasn't lying when she told me tea bugs kept biting you so you had to chase after it to squish them?"
"Oh yes, you know me, dear. I can't say no to a good cup. My target which, led me far and wide, was the White Dragon Bush."
A sought-after plant for its delicate heavenly flavor, but that caused it to become over-harvested. Some say five sips of it could cause ecstasy. But personally I wanted to see what the fuss was about on its other hidden characteristic."
"Ecsta-what?"
"A really good feeling. Kind of like you fighting a battle against four shiny pokemon."
"Oh! Four?! It was that great? How'd you know? Did you find it?"
"Yup. Took me weeks to find, but it was worth it. I was so absorbed on drinking that I didn't realize a guest dropped by unannounced. Kept rambling about tea."
"A talking teapot? What was it doing there?"
"Weeell, I wrestled with it for a bit. The teapot kept crying out, "You're spilling my teawater! Nooooo! I'm tapping out! Nooooo!"
"Auntie! That was dangerous! What about Uncle? Wasn't he there with you?"
"Not to worry dear, the tea did its magic. You should've seen me there. Uncle got a sprained ankle when the teapot ambushed us for the tea. We were supposed to take pictures of each while other drinking it. We got this picture taken after that fierce tea battle.
Once everyone calmed down, we found out that the sentient teapot was a she. She told us she was a dove teapot named Teapo an she got lost in some ruins when she went tea-hunting with a friend."
"Just like you and Uncle?"
"Just like us."
"What happened after? Did Teapo ever go back home?"
"Disappeared in a flash of light after I gave her half of the harvested White Dragon Bush as an apology."
"No way!"
"Way! That was quite a day. We got the rare tea and made a new friend. Speaking of day, it's way past your bedtime, young man. You've got to get up early for school."
“Auntie, one more story, pleeease?”
"If you don't go to sleep now, I'll tell you about giant broccoli who tried to rule over the world. Once upon a time..."
"Eeew broccoli! Good night, Auntie. I'll be good! ZzZzZzzz. I'm sleeping! See? ZZZzzZz."
"Good night, dear."
If you're still here, congrats. Thanks for reading! You've got great stamina!
If you just sped through the bottom here, you missed out on an epic crossover tale of wrestling with Teapo from Legend of Mana.
Why Teapo? Lack of fanart and if you've played the game, you know she cries plenty and easily. So cute.
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