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told you i'd do this kinda thing so here it is!
thought it could be actually fun to answer questions towards my characters in-character. also, i'll draw my character answering the question if i deem the question or answer fit. please don't be disappointed if you hoped to get a drawn answer but didn't get one.
EDIT: NO MORE THAN 3 QUESTIONS IN ONE POST! since some people are having so much fun asking questions, they literally bombard me with questions and the problem is not, that I don't like to answer them. i love to go in-character and answer questions, but i can't sit down and type for 2 hours non-stop :/
if you have a question about Estera, Sumatra will try to answer it.
it might take a few days before one of my girls can answer you ;) and please, no private questions through PM, thanks
Oh my gosh you are such a cutey! Do you know that? I saw your recent appearance on EaBE and I just had to know, Will you miss your friend now that you cooked her? I heard that she was a classmate of yours? Also, can I ask, how did you get on the show?
Fan email from royalxera@cmail.com: Dear Ellenore, Oh my gosh you are such a cutey! Do you know th
Yeah I know I'm cute, that's why I always get the best slices of meat =3 Miss her? Have you any idea how huge her family is!? Her sis has already an apointmant with our spitroster!
Anyways, how I got into the show is a long long story. ^^' It ends with me, showing up with my aunty Malasi during the rehersal, being cute and correcting Nadine (not sure if you remember her, she was part of our cast before I replaced her) all the time until Jannet "fired" her and took me in. Malasi just kinda came along I guess. Jenny wanted both of us to join the team, as People would luv the mix of my cuteness and Malasi's grumpyness =P
Hi! ^-^ Yeah I know I'm cute, that's why I always get the best slices of meat =3 Miss her? Have
You liked that story, didn't ya? I knew it! It was my idea! =D The Fotoshooting was fun, too! =3
But to answer your question: the Necromuncher was true to his word and not only let the Lion daughter leave the tower, but he actually banned the girl onto an island far away. I was planning to make her learn magic from nature, seeking revenge for her mother and stuff! IT'LL BE SO AWESOME !! XD I just have to get my grades strait before I can continu to write my story, otherwise my aunty Malasi will turn into an Abyssian Deathfire Fury again =/
Hi ^-^ Ellenore here! You liked that story, didn't ya? I knew it! It was my idea! =D The Fotoshoo
have any of your characters have sex before/after cooking and if so, how did they enjoyed it (and if it could be possible, how would they enjoyed it if they could feel sex after beign cooked? :P) and would you let cook yourself if you knew you would get back alive and no problem? (for her and all characters if possible :P)
howdy have any of your characters have sex before/after cooking and if so, how did they enjoyed it
it would help me a lot if you could be a little more specific. what i understand is your first question is aimed towards me, the artist behind the necromuncher. the last question though seems to be aimed at my whole character pool, is that correct ? since i have an abundance of girls with all my old and new characters. it would be nice if you'd at least make a small list of whom you want to answer your last question ^^'
thanks!
it would help me a lot if you could be a little more specific. what i understand is your first ques
At phone right now so I can't really vheck names of your female characters, I would be satisfied if you could pick 2 or 3 characters for answer, if it wouldn't be any problem for you :) (the second question)
And the first one, yes it's aimed toward necromuncher (same here, you can add though from any of your characters :)) (And congratulations, you survived my derp english :D)
At phone right now so I can't really vheck names of your female characters, I would be satisfied if
Hey! Malasi here, answering for the whole team. Dude of course we had sex with some of our staff before and after the cooking, but we, or at least I, never fuck with my dinner. Some people do it, I actually think Ellenore likes to please herself sometimes that way, at least that's what I think she does... Sometimes she packs up the bones of eaten girls, sometimes she even takes the whole head, roasted or not, and disappears in her room. I actually never found any of the bones in her wardrobe when collecting clothes to wash em.
And now onto that other question on yours. Would I let someone cook my body if I would come back from the dead? Only if it was a skilled hunter or a strong warrior who'd eat me. Someone who can handle my strength with ease. Yeah, if I'd have clearly no chance to beat that guy at all, I'd prolly even lend him a helping hand.
Here's a small list of people I asked for you and their responses:
Ellenore: If he or she is nice to me and buy me some icecream first, I'd say yes ^^ =3
Jannet: Oh god no! I might be a cannibal cook now, but I always try to make everyone feel comfortable when I cook them. I'm terrified of the idea of someone swallowing parts of my roasted body!
Sumatra: Hell yeah! I know sooooo many awesomely delicious recipes! I know EVERYTHING about cooking Pumas, hence I know best how to become a delicious meal ! :P if I had the money to regularly get a new personality-backup-chip and a new Grade X clone I'd do that every weekend XD
Kaori: (the orca girl) I.... I'm not sure.... if the cook would be gentle, I might try it. But only if it's a private dinner :)
Necuras the Necromuncher: As I am non corporial, it is quite hard to understand how you find pleasure in eating, but I am slowly learning to incorporate physical senses, such as smell, touch and taste. As I am not certain if my current body would even have any kind of taste, I cannot say if anybody would want to eat such flesh, but I can imagine how it could be an interesting experience to have my physical form being caressed by flames, changed it's molecular structure and being served to a crowd. Since I cannot die, I am unable to comprehend the significance of living only once, making it irrelevant to me if I could "get back alive and no problem", to quote you on that.
Michael the Artist: i don't think i'd enjoy being cooked, even if i could get back from the dead :P and since i'm not a real fan of furries having sex with cooked furries, i'd choose not to answer that question. this way, people can imagine how certain character do that stuff, if they'd like to ^^
Hey! Malasi here, answering for the whole team. Dude of course we had sex with some of our staff b
one question for jannet^^ how did the whole cooking show thing start?
and a question to sumatra, malasi and elenore^^ how would you cook each of the two others if you have to, and if you have to be cooked and could choose how, what would that be ^^
and one quetion to necromuncher himself... will there be more adventures of "Super Salami"?^^
one question for jannet^^ how did the whole cooking show thing start? and a question to sumatra, ma
It's actually quite hard to say "how" it started or "where". I was lucky to be born into a quite wealthy family. My parents were Managers in the TV business and of course, they wanted me to do the same, but i wanted to have my very own show. First I was moderating "Look out!" which was a mediocre funny-homevideo-show. After the internet began to spread, this kind of show quickly dissolved and I started my own show this time. It was a talkshow for housewives, which I deemed to be useful as it was aimed towards a very specific crowd. Someday, our audience rating was dropping for months back then, I invited two very talented cannibal cooks to my show. Thanksgiving was not too far away and we thought the change in topic might help our image a bit. The two cooks did a great job at preparing a swan girl. Everything was okay until we opened the oven. That oven was pretty old and the door literally -fell- open; the springs that were supposed to support the door just gave in and the 22 pound heavy door ripped our aprons and shirts off. To avoid a moment of embarrassement, we just joked about it and went on with the show. They both started to make comments about how they'd actually cook me up! Kneading my breasts, weighing them in their hands, i felt like i had to "return fire" and since i was not a bad cook back then, started to make my own comments about their boobs. We didn't actually realize that moment our ratings skyrocketed into oblivion :P
After that, I knew THIS was the way to go. This was what people wanted. Sexy cooks preparing sexy girls! Soon I gave up on that housewife show and started the EabE show ^^ And it was a hit from the start. Women enjoyed the recipes and Men enjoyed the view and many told us via mails how we even inspired their sexlife :P I'm very proud of what we as a team achieved, even if my parents aren't so much ;)
(Next Answer coming up soon)
(Jannet) Dear Tricer, It's actually quite hard to say "how" it started or "where". I was lucky to
Hey! We are all answering together, as we're sitting at the café. I think how we'd cook up each other would mainly depend on our mood, and if Suma has migrene or not (She tends to oder pizza when she's having a headache ;) How we'd like to be cooked up is something different though. Suma says, if she had the choice, she'd love to be oven baked by a sexy looking guy with *sigh* long, wavy fur and blue eyes... after being sedated and skinned, of course, but not too sedated to lose consciousness. Pfft. I on the other hand wouldn't really care about how I'm being cooked, but rather by whom. For me, it's much more important to be captured by someone who can actually handle me. Someone who's either stronger or more skilled in hunting his prey. If he's clearly better than me, I'll be ok with being roasted in any way he wants to. At least I'd provide a healthy meal to someone who can use the energy constructively. I hate those modern whimps (and if you're one of those whimps, sorry, but you gotta excersize more) And Ellenore? She says she'd just want to be served with Icecream... I'm really not sure ijhg fd
Hey! it's me! Ellenore! I stole the tablet from her and hid somewhere where she can't fit with her fat ass! If someone would cook me up, I want to be roasted with a honey glaze and served with vanilla icecream and walnuts and marzipan and and pistachio and uhm white chocolate sause and many many sprinklez!!
bye! ^^
Hey! We are all answering together, as we're sitting at the café. I think how we'd cook up each oth
Hey! Malasi here, the other two are grabbin some burgers for lunch.
Well it depends on the prey, really. If I grab myself a manly piece of meat that doesn't melt in my hands, I prefer to roast, sometimes even eat him alive. It feels great to ram your teeth into fresh meat and leave it like this to feel the blood pumping against your gums, hearing the raising heartbeat... mhh makes me feel animalistic.
Though, if the only prey I can find is some whimp who cries for his mommy while i'm tying him up, I just punch them in the spine. I can't stand people who won't quite whining. Sometimes, if I "meet" someone who's brave enough to shut her / his mouth while I carry my meal home and they get nervous during preperation, I do them a favor and use a little trick I learned from my mom in Africa. If you have long enough claws, you can actually yank a group of vertebrae out of place by pushing the area beneath the neck in a very specific way, making them numb. In this state, they can't feel anything and will lose a great portion of their strength, but they remain conscious. Popping those makes a wonderfull sound, almost like firecrackers. It's also very relaxing (for me, not for them. Have you ever bumped your funny bone against a door knob? That's what they feel across their whole body)
Hope you're happy with my answer. See ya
Hey! Malasi here, the other two are grabbin some burgers for lunch. Well it depends on the prey,
Hey, Sumatra, Malasi. Couple of questions, if you don't mind. What's the largest species that you've ever prepared? Do you favor any particular species as prey? Any favorite ways to cook someone? The strangest way you've ever prepared someone? Would you ultimately like to end up as someone's meal, somewhere down the line? Do you ever take requests from your prey (or the people who will eat them, if you aren't preparing them for yourselves) on how to cook them? And Malasi, a question or two (or three) about your late sister. Did she agree to becoming a mother's day feast ahead of time? Or did you surprise her? (The pic I saw of her looked as if she was rather surprised.) If so, how did you manage to get her prepared without tipping her off? And did the transition from motherhood to roasted meat agree with her (basically, do you think she enjoyed what happened)? Thanks for your patience at this looong series of questions.
Hey, Sumatra, Malasi. Couple of questions, if you don't mind. What's the largest species that you'v
That's quite a lot of questions there. We thought about answering you periodically, as we also have other business to attend to, I hope you understand.
So, here comes nothin
1: Back then, when I lived in Kenya, my largest prey was a giraffe girl. On the hunt, I wanted to get her brother first, but when I spotted her, I couldn't believe my eyes. You know those moments when you see a girl standing in front of you and you say to yourself "How the hell can someone be that tall !?" Yeah, that's what I thought after spotting her. She was towering over everyone else. The whole group was sunbathing at the beach. All those rich people in their bikinis, having no idea about the dangers surrounding them. I was waiting for her to leave the group. Took her all frickin day. At night, she finally hooked up with a polar wolf guy, walking away to have some fun with him, I blew a sleep-dart into both of their necks. My mom and my two sisters helped me carrying both, but that giraffe was mine! A normal anthro giraffe reaches maybe three meters. This girl was almost four! I know that because our spitpoles are about three and a half meters in length. At night I was done with her very own spitpole. Though I don't think she appreciated my effort. Sumatra's largest species was a whale girl, but she said she'll never eat whale again; too fatty.
I'll answer your second question next time. Third will be answered by Sumatra
Hey! Malasi here. That's quite a lot of questions there. We thought about answering you periodic
so I do have a preferred prey. I would say it's people who can accept their fate, but I guess that particular answer wouldn't make you too happy. My favorite prey are rabbits and cheetahs, as they're not easy to hunt down. Members of those two species are naturally fast and agile, so if you find a healthy and sporty one, you're in for some fun. Also, men are quite ok, sure, but I prefer to eat women. For one, if I eat another girl, it feels like I'm gettin rid of competition. It's something I was raised with. In africa, you always had to somehow get rid of "some" girls during mating season, which was common amongst my people. Now, living in the modern world, it's not really necessary, but it still feels good to be the dominant female, ya know what I mean, right?
Hey again, so I do have a preferred prey. I would say it's people who can accept their fate, but I
Malasi told me there was someone asking many many questions, but I wasn't prepared for that many questions. I'll still try my best to answer as many as I can :D A favorite way to cook prey? Yea, when I cook up a cute boy and he plays along (sometimes they're really excited to be my meal, I don't really know why, but I'm not complaining ;) I love to put them on my steamer, with their balls tied up and tucked in. The hot steam is not as painful as conventional cooking methods and I use a special ingredient that makes their balls go numb after a while (Actually, Malasi showed me that special herb) and very often, while they watch their balls being slowly cooked, inhaling the smell of their own steaming balls, they usually get really hard and sometimes I'm having a little fun with them ;D
Then, when their dick is at it's maximum, I also tie that up and get the roaster or the oven ready. Finally, before I start preparing them for the last ride, they just sit down on my table, with their balls on a plate and I start to eat their juicy little testies as well as the dick in front of their eyes while they watch me. It's really a turn on for most guys (and myself)
Heya! Sumatra here ^^ Malasi told me there was someone asking many many questions, but I wasn't pre
The strangest way of preperation goes definitely to Ellenore. She once took a girl to the kitchen and prepared her in a really weird way, gradually decreasing her body temperature with cold water and in the end, she used icecream on that poor girl. Eventually she froze to death, but without all those nasty bruises you get when frozen to death. the toes, ears, fingers and even the pussy were in perfect shape and cold and, weirdly enough, very soft. Ellenore never told us how she managed to do it or where she acquired the recipe or method, but that icecream girl with whipped cream was actually quite tasty! I hope she'll someday show us how to do it. I was searching the internet, but couldn't find anything comparable.
Heya, it's me, Sumatra again :) The strangest way of preperation goes definitely to Ellenore. She
hell yeah! I'd definitely want to be eaten before I turn into an old, wrinkly, ugly hag nobody wants to even look at. And I know enough recipes to satifsy any hungry stomach :) There is a catch, though. You see, I've promised a very special person to "never give up" and that's exactly what I'm going to do. If someone catches me or buys me, I have to do everything I can to escape or avoid being eaten. Of course, if there is no way to escape, I'll gladly give a helping hand wherever possible :D If someone actually manages to prevent me from finding a way to turn the tides, I'll even rub myself if breadcrumbs and crawl into the oven while putting myself an apple into my mouth and smile XD
But as you can see, to this day there has been nobody who made this dream come true. And I will not break the promise I made *sigh*
Heya, hell yeah! I'd definitely want to be eaten before I turn into an old, wrinkly, ugly hag nob
Do you take requests from your food? Of course not! It's -your- food and you can do with it whatever you want! I sometimes have some bafoon, sitting on my table, who thinks he can tell me how to cook him / her when I already made up my mind. And my guests? They don't tell me how to cook MY food in MY kitchen, but when they do, I just give em my evil eye and usually it makes them just eat what I cook up; and nobody ever complained about my work, not even the food ;P
And about my half sister, someone else asked Ellenore already the same question and I'm going to just copy-paste that one.
"No she wasn't expecting it at all! My mom always loved surprises, just like me, and surprise parties and surprise breakfast and dinner =3 So I put a bunch of knockout drops into her cornflakes and when she woke up, MAN was she SURPRISED xD I think that was the bestest surprise she ever had! "
So as you can see, she didn't know what hit her, almost literally. I was going to punch her into oblivion, but Ellenore didn't want any bruises on her mom *shrugs* And If she enjoyed it? I guess she actually did. Don't ask me why, but some people around here seem to have some brain-reaction or something so when they get cooked, they don't feel that much pain. But it really depends on the person, not everyone seems to enjoy it. So yeah, from what I remember, she moaned for quite a long time after we shoved her into the oven. And she definitely tasted like she enjoyed the trip.
Hey, Malasi here. Do you take requests from your food? Of course not! It's -your- food and you can
Yeah I've had kids before... but after a certain incident, I stopped eating other's cubs. I'm curious, what was your first question, though? When I looked into Inkbunny, your question contained a link. Did you change your mind ?
Heya! Yeah I've had kids before... but after a certain incident, I stopped eating other's cubs. I
Hey, Ellenore, quick question: Have you ever put any thought into how you'd go about cooking Malasi or Sumatra? And if so, what would your preferred method and recipe be?
Hey, Ellenore, quick question: Have you ever put any thought into how you'd go about cooking Malasi
sorry to disappoint you there, but question time is over. it ended almost 2 months ago. you'll have to wait until i start the next session somewhere in 2017
sorry to disappoint you there, but question time is over. it ended almost 2 months ago. you'll have
