Path 7-1: Lost Lass
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Zoroark's body took the form of a human female, a lovely lass with blonde hair, a short skirt, and a cute, small bust concealed under a yellow tank top. A white backback completed the disguise. As Zoroark popped out of the grass, he found himself face to face with this lass, who looked identical to his illusion disguise. "Uhhh... Hello..." He said in a feminine voice, a higher pitched version of his own. The lass jumped in alarm. "Eeek!! Y-you look just like me! H-how is that possible??" she stammered. Zoroark had to think fast. The old long-lost twin ruse didn't seem right for a sudden encounter like this. "Silly, I look like you...because I am you." he said with a smile. Years of deceiving had taught this Zoroark that the key to lying wasn't so much believability as confidance. The lass looked at him quizzically. "What do you mean?" she asked. He chuckled. "This is a mystic forest, didn't you know? Here you can interact with your subconscious mind... so if I knew that, I guess you did, deep down." he snickered. The lass crossed her arms. "Hm... Oh yeah? If you're me, then what's my name?" she asked slyly.
This could be tricky. Zoroark needed to stall. "Same as mine, I'm you." he stated. The lass rolled her eyes. "Say the name, wise ass." she said. Suddenly, Pidgeotto swooped down and pulled at her backpack, carrying it off! "Hey!! That's my bag!! Come back!!" she shouted, giving chase! In a moment, Pidgeotto returned to Zoroark and whispered to him. "Diary. Name's Lara." she said before flying off. Zoroark smirked and chased after Lara, who had retrieved her backpack and was putting things back into it. "I'm feelin' that... Dumb bird. Good thing we got back out bag, eh, Lara?" Zoroark grinned. The girl glanced at the disguised Pokemon and nodded. "Ok... So you're my subconscious... What do you want?" she asked. Zoroark chuckled. "I want what you want." he stated, "And we both know what that is..." he trailed off.
While Zoroark thought about what he might try to get from this hapless lass, he listened to her reply. "What I want is to get out of this forest... I'm on my way to pick up my first Pokemon from the professor's lab... Eh, but you know that. I just didn't realize these forests had...no...trails!!" she groaned. Zoroark nodded with a grin. "That's what you think you want? No... What you really want is..."
1. A thick, throbbing dick!
2. To be liberated from those tight clothes...
3. To become a Pokemon!