"Hello, I'm Loupgris M. Lupine, attorney at law. You don't know me, but I can help you. Do you have any problems with FOY water ? Side-effects you weren't told about ? Accidental regressions, both mental and physical ? You have troubles finding a supporting job in our society because a doctor once told you to try this product ? I'm here to help you through it. My adoptive mother gave me some FOY to keep me looking young, and it backfired. I'm now suffering of a disability related to this "fountain of youth" for life, so I know what you are going through. Call me at 999-BABY-55 and we will take down those merchants of youth together !"
I'm gueststarring in this comic as a lawyer ;-) Can you guess what permanent disability did I end up with thanks to a certain Runt's experiments ? Thanks to Kammy for introducing me, and mommy to make me a poor lawyer fighting with no resources the big ebil corporation !