Dethklok makes EVERYTHING awesome! And brutal, and METAL!
(It's hilarious that the most famous and beloved band in their universe is completely incompetent at everything except Heavy Metal and negotiating contracts. They dried to sell their souls to the Devil for the power to play Blues, but ended up negotiating the contract down to where they would get the DEVIL'S soul, and the power to play Blues, and the Devil would get a $5 Hot Topic gift card.)
Dethklok makes EVERYTHING awesome! And brutal, and METAL! (It's hilarious that the most famous and