Path 1-1: Charmander
Pokemon is (c) Nintendo & Game Freak, etc.
You live in Cerulean City, a town famous for its water-type Pokemon GYM. But you don't care. The badges aren't that important to you. "I select Charmander!" you tell the computer. The hologram device turns dim, the holograms deactivating. "Thank you for your input, Assdude. Your Pokemon will arrive shortly. Procede to the nearest Pokemon Center at your convenience to recieve your Pokedex, Poke Balls, and Trainer Card. Be sure to give your real name this time." the device says before turning off entirely.
Clearly, you should be off to the center. You grab your hat and backpack and hurry out the door. Gary or Blue or whoever should be along with your Charmander before long, since it's just a short trip from Pallet Town to Cerulean.
As you rush out the door and start down the street, you notice a certain girl biking through the neighborhood. It's the local GYM leader, Misty. She's hot, if you're into tomboy girls. However, you're focused on running to the Pokemon Center. The distraction of glancing at her causes you to trip, however, and as you stumble forward, she is heading your way, and has to swerve to miss you! "L-look out, you dumb kid!! Aaaaah!!" she takes a tumble into some nearby bushes, but you're okay. You shrug. "Sorry, ma'am, gotta hurry!" you say, running off.
Arriving at the Pokemon Center, you pass numerous trainers, all hanging out and showing off their Pokemon. A sexy Machoke is among them. You blush at the thought of what you might do with a Pokemon like that, but you have to get to the counter. The busty nurse is quick to find your Pokedex and Poke Balls, and seats you down to take an I.D. photo. "One thing; what's your name?" the nurse asks. "...Alex..." you sigh.
Just then, an angry Misty storms into the center. "Where's that twerp?! He didn't even help me up!!" she growled. "Hey, what's the shouting for, loser?" Gary/Blue steps in behind her, holding a Poke Ball. You hide in your seat a moment. You don't have Charmander YET, and even if you did, you couldn't beat Misty. What the hell are you gonna do??
1. Call to Gary/Blue and try to get Charmander.
2. Apologize to Misty & tell her how hot she looks.
3. Randomly throw your new Poke Balls and hope for a miracle.