DoberWoman and TomCat about to kic-- wait, why are they looking at me like that?
...i-is it about the vet episode?
I'm sorry! I t-thought it'd a funny episode! You guys are animals! PET animals[/i]! You hate the vet! *quietly* ...more like fear him... *normally* A-and, it'd be a big challenge to have... one... as an... enemy...
...
That doesn't look like it sated them...
NOT THE FACE!!!
*gets the Shatner beat out of me*
Seriously, though. *spits out tooth* *spits out tooth teeth*
I'm trying my best here to take them seriously.
LOOK AT THEM!
THEY'RE ADORABLE!
THEY'RE TRYING TO LOOK ALL TOUGH, BUT I CAN'T EVEN
I'm not so much SCARED of them as I want to hug them!
...then again, I AM their owner in the show...
Wait, Sub-AU.
If I say "show", I'll unintentionally make it into a spin-off series like I did with Bloodlove and When The-- "DOBERWOMAN AND TOMCAT SHOW COMING THIS DECEMBER![/i]" FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--
...yeah, making a cute lil' puppy and kitty into bad behind super-duper Batman and Robin expies wasn't a good idea...
...I need plushies of them...
Everyone: WHO DON'T YOU WANT A PLUSHIE OF?!
Me: ...Bieber. *thunder cracks*
Bielebers (or however you spell that, I don't care, I hate them): GASP! YOU HUSSY!
Me: ...look who's talking.
Whoops, got off track.
*contemplating going as DoberWoman to Fur Cons...* ...I would need a TomCat and Moms doesn't like superheroes and she's not a ma-- *sees you* ...oh, uh, sorry!
I wonder who they're beating up this time!
*spins wheel of Generically-Named Animal-Related-In-Some-Way Villians!*
*lands on The Vet*
whoops
That was out of my hands!
*chuckles nervously*
*rigged wheel (no pun intended) (there's a magnet behind the wheel on that exact spot)*
...
Aw, c'mon! You guys aren't mad at me again, are yo-- woulp, Ben's heating up his claws, yep, they are.
*bails*
*gets my arse beat again*
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