Everyone, this... is DiDi! She is the new character I was developing last month!
INB4 you all say: "Hey, uh, wait a second... isn't that just a girly, pink version of Di?" I knew you would all think that, but she's not Di! ...not exactly, anyway. She's her supposid "evil twin" (sorry, triplet as Di already has a twin sister) that was created by Arian (nope, no spoiler tags, you can see this on the wiki AND it's revealed the first few minutes in XD). However, DiDi is very naive and is only slightly mischievous on her own doing. She's used as a pawn to sway everyone to hate and ignore Di, so Arian can finally sneak attack and kill her without intervention of her friends. However, her teammates don't take to kindly to this impostor. They also don't abandon their beloved friend and leader, just like that. Arian tries to be smart, he does, but he always fails because of the *a la Luther Vandross* power of loooooooooooooove. *everyone lynches me for such a cliche plot device, but I don't care, I love it* *lynches myself after I realize I unintentionally quoted I Love It by Icona Pop*
She's a lot more chunky than I wanted her to be. XD Not that I have a problem with large girls, but you get my point. It looks like she'd slosh around getting places. XD ... I can make fat jokes, I'm fat. *sticks out tongue*
- YES, the blush is part of her fur, not something that's temporary. It resembles that cheek dot that Dobies tend to have. - NO, that bow isn't removable. it's made of flesh http://i.imgur.com/RNuV4w2.jpg Okay, that's not comfirned yet (AND I'M THE CREATOR OF THE SHOW AND CHARACTER), but it's highly likely it's either flesh and fur or a huge bow-shaped mass of fur. It might just be a bow that's naturally attached to her. She is a MAGIC Doberman after all, so it's totally possible. - Her collar has a endless loop of hearts and bows on it. No, it's not related to Valentine's Day. I have no idea if it's detachable or not. (Though I have made one picture without it, so I'm leaning towards yes.) - NO, she's not a Valentine's Day Dog. I would have made her art sooner if that was the case. XD - She is meant to be extremely adorable and lovable, don't look her in the ey-- *looks at her* Awwwwwwwwwww... I want her so badly... She's so cute and marketable! ^-^ - I originally was going to draw her minus glasses, but have you seen Di and Teal without their glasses? They're fugly! *Di and Teal cry* Wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry babies! Don't cry! D: I didn't mean it! You guys just look... better... with... your... glasses... ...on. *cough* *random people watching beat the crapola out of me* - I ironically didn't make them rose-colored. (-w-) - Same with Teal, she doesn't need them to see, but unlike Teal wearing them to be like Di, DiDi is wearing them because DI wears them, so they're more of a design feature, than a fashion accessory as with Teal. Same with the collar, I have no idea if they're detachable. - She has two eyelashes instead of one. That's obvious. XD - The lines on her forelegs are doily shaped, similar to that of Rig. ...I hate Rig... >< *squeezes DiDi* But, I loves me some DiDi! :D BUY ALL HER TOYS! - When you see characters like this, you forget this is from a show that presents violent virtual wars, sex scenes, graphic fights/imagery, etc. All in this show with cute, cuddly characters! :) WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT FOR KIDS?! (well, the kid-friendly neutered,censored TV-okay versions exist! :D I mean, ballsy stuff still exists, but sex scenes between Di and Ben won't be shown, obviously. XD) - She is opposite of Di with a lot of things: She's outgoing and optimistic (to which Di is very introverted and pessimistic), she loves pink and hates blue (while Di is extremely obsessed with the color blue and can't STAND pink), she's very timid and tends to let people run over her (wait, Di is the same with this, nevermind), she's really girly (and Di's really tomboyish almost all the way to being an unofficial guy (don't let the bedroom eyes face tell you otherwise)). - Her fur is very silky and soft, it's so nice to touch! ^-^ - Oh, did I meant she has emotion-manipulating powers? She has emotion-manipulating powers. So, for reals, don't even be around her, because her aura can change you from being completely calm, cool, and collected into a rabid, vicious, blood-thirsty monster in an instant. But, if she's in a good mood, she can repair broken relationships! Rewriting people's emotions is totally not breaking free will, right? Right? Nostalgia Critic: The answer is: No.
I have no idea what to say now. Huh? Oh yeah. Most of the stuff I said about her being evil and manipulative is false. I'm a notorious liar. I'm really bad at lying because I'm a huge idiot and I have a big mouth and only crap comes out of it. ...wait, why did I say that? I'm usually truthful. Wait, no, since I'm a liar, that's a lie, too. Everything I say is a lie. This statement is a lie. Life... is a lie. ... ...wait, what? I need to get away from DiDi. She's screwing my mind up even more than it already is. Wait, no, being overexposed to her made me a better person! I'm now truthful about being a liar! I'm healthier! Smarter! Faster! Better in everything imaginable! I can fly now! I have men and women in bed with me every night! She made my life better and she can do the same for you! Buy totally not tampered with DiDi plushies for the low, low price 10 payments of $999.99! Haha! (Help me)