Yami Bakura: Oh, great. Another chapter? Why do you continue this useless dribble, Allen?
Kid Goku: Didn't I tell you NOT TO TAKE MY SPOT IN THE OPENING SCENE?
Yami Bakura: Eh, so what if you did? This story is totally annoying!
Kid Goku: THAT'S IT! *uses Piko Piko Hammer like baseball bat and hits Yami Bakura into Andromeda galaxy* Get out and stay out!
Yami Bakura: I'll be back!
Narrator: Allen, it's time for you to go. Remember, the principal said you must alternate between your male and female forms at this school.
Kid Goku: Don't remind me. Well, let's go. I need to get dropped off at the bus stop. Let the next chapter begin!
Narrator: Last time on Sonic GX, Allen and the others were caught in a snag from a threat from the past. Nori, the newest member, was bribed into stealing some very choice items from the D-Fighters in order to get his parents back from Dr. Robotnik. But luckily for Nori, he had made friends with the Aelitatrix bearer! Also, Allen's dog demon powers awakened once more, and that made me have no choice but to send him packing to Youkai Academy. How will things turn out for him? We find out today! We join Sonic and the others in the Blue Typhoon, taking Allen to the designated area in a alternate version of Tokyo...
"Mrs. Hines, how much farther is it? I want to get back and fix some chili dogs!", Sonic complained from the back of the Blue Typhoon.
Rebecca chuckled. "That question never seems to get old, does it? We should arrive in a few seconds, Sonic." She placed the ship in autopilot and walked to a door labeled with the word Bathroom on it. She knocked on the door and said, "Haruna, are you ever gonna come out of there? We should be arriving at any minute!"
"I'm not coming out! This girl uniform is just too much!", said Haruna from inside of the room.
"Haruna Akashiya, I'm giving you to the count of three! One...", said Mrs. Hines with a stern voice.
In that quick moment, Haruna opened the door, dressed in the school uniform recommended by the head of Youkai Academy. She clutched at the edge of her skirt and pulled down. "I hate wearing these things! They are ridiculously short!", she said.
"Now, come now, Haruna. No complaining. You don't want to be miserable on your first day, now do you?", said Rebecca.
Haruna couldn't answer. Instead, Nicole answered for her. "Madam Hines, we have reached our destination."
Instantly, the ship lurched when exiting the Dimensional Rift. It came to easy stop beside a common bus stop on the outside of Tokyo. "Okay, Haruna. This is your stop.", said Rebecca, opening the hangar door.
"Well, looks like I don't get a choice in the matter. Next stop, Youkai Academy.", said Haruna, grabbing all of her things and stepping off the Blue Typhoon. She watched sadly as she saw everyone waving back at her, disappearing in the Dimensional Rift once again. She looked from all sides of the street and saw no bus. "Well, this may take a while. Might as well sit down and rest.", She walked over to the bench and sat down, waiting patiently for the bus to arrive.
A few moments later, a car appeared at the stop. Inside was a family of three, dropping off what appeared to be their only son. "Good luck, Tsukune!", said the mother.
"Have a great time at school, son!", said the father, pressing the gas and driving off with his wife.
"Well, nothing I can do now, I suppose...", said the boy. He turned around and spotted Haruna.
"Looks like you and me are in the same boat, huh?", she said, with a smile on her face.
The boy walked over and sat down beside Haruna. "Yep. And from the looks of it, we are both going to Youkai Academy." He sat back and took a deep sigh of relief. "Oh, by the way, I'm Tsukune Aono. Nice to meet you. What's your name?"
"My name? It's Haruna. Haruna Akashiya.", she replied.
"Haruna Akashiya? As in the famous idol, Haruna Akashiya?", said Tsukune, with an astonished voice.
"That's me.", said Haruna, striking one of her signature poses from one of her concerts.
"Wow! A celebrity going to Youkai? And I got to meet her first!", said Tsukune.
"Easy, Tsukune. I may be a singer, but I'm just like you on the outside of the stage. Anyway, I hear the bus coming.", said Haruna, standing back up with her stuff in hand. She was right, the bus did indeed turn around the corner, and stopped right in front of the two students. They both boarded the bus, and took a seat together on the bus.
"This bus is empty! What gives?", Haruna said.
"Maybe all of the other students had their parents drop them off at the school already.", said Tsukune.
"It's possible...", Haruna said silently.
The bus driver chuckled. "You two are both heading for Youkai?", he said with an eerie tone.
"Uh, yes. This will be our first day!", Tsukune replied.
"How, the young. So full of energy and happiness.", he said. He turned his head towards us, his cap hiding his face. "But at Youkai, happiness is but a shadow of its name."
Both Tsukune and Haruna looked at each other. They both thought the exact same thing: "What on Earth have we gotten ourselves into?"
A few hours passed and the bus came to a stop. "Last stop: Youkai Academy. If you kids change your minds on going here, I can always turn back.", the driver said.
"No. I must go, to make my parents proud.", said Tsukune, grabbing his things and walking off the bus. Haruna, knowing she didn't have a choice, did the exact same thing. The two students watched as their last chance of returning home drove off back to the other side of its domain. Both Tsukune and Haruna turned from the bus stop and headed towards the campus. They passed through a grove of dead trees, sending goosebumps up their spines.
Tsukune looked all around at the trees, gathering in the dark atmosphere around them. He said, "Wow, spooky woods, huh Haruna?" He turned to face Haruna, and noticed that Haruna's face said that she was totally spooked. He placed his hand on her shoulder and said, "Relax, Haruna. Nothing to be afraid of!" That's when someone yelled, "Look out!"
At once, Tsukune was hit in the back by a bicycle out of nowhere! Human and luggage was flown all over the place, as Tsukune was knocked to ground. "Oww...what hit me?" He moved his hand one inch in front of him, and he instantly felt something soft. "Ow!", said the mysterious girl. Tsukune looked and saw that he had placed his hand on her leg.
He snatched his hand away from her, and back away from her very quickly, in danger of being possibly slapped. "Ah! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! It was an accident!" A stream of blood fell from Tsukune's nose.
"Ah, blood! It's...", said the girl, taking out a handkerchief from her skirt pocket. "I'm sorry...this scent...", she said softly.
"Tsukune, are you alright?", said Haruna, dropping in front of Tsukune. "Anything broken?"
"I'm sorry...but the scent of blood is addicting...cause I'm a vampire.", said the girl, reaching over and biting softly in Tsukune's neck.
Instantly, Haruna thought, "She said vampire! Could she be the one Nana wanted me to meet?"
Tsukune jumped to his feet and yelled. "Ah! A vampire bit me!" He checked the spot of the bite, but there was no bite mark. "Eh? Nothing's there."
"Ahh...the blood was delicious...tastes like a human's..that is odd.", said the girl. "Anyway, are you two at Youkai Academy?"
"Yes. We are enrolled here as freshman. I'm Tsukune Aono, & this is my new friend, Haruna Akashiya!", said Tsukune.
"Haruna Akashiya? The famous J-pop idol Haruna Akashiya is a monster?", the girl asked.
"Is this girl serious?", Tsukune thought silently to himself.
"Anyway, my name is Moka Akashiya. Nice to meet you two.", said Moka. She shifted her feet nervously and said to Tsukune, "You don't hate the fact that I'm a vampire, do you?"
"Of course not! It isn't weird that you are a vampire at all, right Haruna?", said Tsukune, asking for encouragement from Haruna.
"Of course not, Tsukune. Excuse me, Moka, can I talk to you for a minute?", said Haruna, walking towards the edge of the forest with Moka.
"What is it, Haruna?", Moka asked politely.
Haruna clutched at the rosary around her neck and said, "How do I take this thing off? My grandmother says only you will know."
"You're...are you the person my mother told me of?", Moka asked with a shocked voice.
"Yes, but you mustn't let anyone know. Is there anyway I can get it off?", Haruna asked again.
"I'm sorry...I don't know. Maybe you'll find out at the academy. Let's hurry and grab Tsukune, then get going!", said Moka, grabbing Haruna's hand and dragged her towards where Tsukune was waiting for them.
A few hours had passed since then. Tsukune had already arrived to his classroom, awaiting for the teacher to arrive. "I hope the teacher is nice...", Tsukune thought silently to himself.
"Good morning, class! How is everyone today? I am Mrs. Nekonome, and I shall be your teacher and homeroom teacher as well.", said the teacher known as Nekonome.
"Ah, the teacher does seem nice! This is a good feeling.", Tsukune thought to himself.
"Well, even though everyone should know...Youkai Academy is a school for monsters!", said Mrs. Nekonome.
"Ah, I see! Monsters. Eh? WHAT!", Tsukune thought to himself, a look of gloom shows on his face.
"This school is protected by a magical barrier. No human can ever get in. Any that does will be killed instantly!", said Mrs. Nekonome.
"No way!", Tsukune thought, fear starting to make him shake.
"A few rules that everyone must remember while here. Rule 1: You must always keep your human form while attending here. Rule 2: You must never reveal your true identity to your fellow classmates.", said Mrs. Nekonome, who had a cat tail wagging behind her.
That's when two students entered the door, both out of breath. "Sorry for being late, Sensei! We got lost!", said Moka.
"And you two are?", said Nekonome, looking at her student roster.
Both Haruna & Moka walked to the front of the class and introduced themselves. "Hello. I'm Moka Akashiya. Nice to meet you all!", said Moka.
"And I'm Haruna Akashiya. The pleasure is all mine.", said Haruna with a nervous tone in her voice.
Narrator: News flash! Even though Haruna is secretly Allen Henegan, she & him hate giving introductions in front of crowds. Bad case of stage fright! Now, back to the story.
"Ah! Tsukune! You & me have the same class together!", said Moka, running to the back of the class to sit behind Tsukune.
"Hey, wait for...", said Haruna, before getting stopped by Nekonome-sensei. "Just a moment, Haruna. There are a few things that must be explained about you being here."
"Eh? Explanation?", Haruna asked.
"Ok, class! As we all know, Haruna Akashiya here is a human J-pop idol, so she shouldn't be in this school, correct?", said Nekonome-sensei.
The class agreed in unison with a definite, "Yes."
"Well, appearance isn't everything to Haruna here.", said Nekonome-sensei. She reached under her desk and pulled out a male school uniform and handed it to Haruna. "You may change into that behind the curtain over there."
Haruna, a little flabbergasted, did as she was told. She closed the curtain behind her, and in a few short seconds, Haruna stepped from behind the curtain dressed in the male uniform.
"But why did you make me do this, Nekonome-sensei?", Haruna asked quietly.
"...You may change into your male form now, Haruna-chan.", said Nekonome.
All at once, everyone in the classroom, including Tsukune & Moka yelled, "MALE FORM! She's a he?"
"Actually, it is a curse placed on her body. Normally, she lives as a male. Now, can anyone guess who her true male form is?", said Nekonome-sensei.
The entire classroom went silent. They had no idea who could Haruna be. Nekonome-sensei reached underneath her desk and pulled out a kettle of hot water, noticed by the steam. She continued by saying, "Haruna-chan, would you be kind enough to pour this on your head, please?"
Haruna was shocked. "Ne-Nekonome-sensei, you know!"
The neko woman giggled. "Of course I know...Henegan-sama."
"EH! Sensei, did you say Henegan?", the class replied.
Haruna, knowing that her cover was blown, took the kettle from the teacher's hands. She poured the entire kettle of water over her, melting away her female form, returning to the half-demon Allen Henegan.
"He-he-he! Eh, looks like I got some explaining to do, don't I?", said Allen, blushing from the embarrassment that his secret of Haruna was out in the open.
"Don't be absurd. I'll do it for you. Class, as you all know, Allen Henegan can travel through the legendary Dimensional Rift thanks to the Aelitatrix. It was one of these travels that brought him to the land of Jusenkyo. There, he fell into a curse spring that gave him a cursed form. Every time he get's splashed with cold water, he transforms into Haruna, while hot water reverses the effect.", said Nekonome.
One of the student's raised their hands to get the teacher's attention. "Umm, Mrs. Nekonome, that still doesn't tell why she...er...HE is in this school. Isn't he a human?"
"No. He is in fact an Saiyan raised as a human. Plus, he is half dog demon.", said Nekonome.
Allen took his seat behind Moka. He could still feel all of the classes attention on him. "Aw, man. Nana, what have you got me into?", he said to himself silently.
A few hours passed, and Allen was walking alone to his dorm room. He could still feel the eyes of the entire academy looking at him with a death glare. "Why, Nana? Why did you do this to me? Is this really necessary to make me stronger?"
"It really is a puzzling thought, isn't it?", Yami said.
"Y-Yami! I almost forgot you was here. How are you?", said the Saiyan to the Spirit.
"Eh, I'm not complaining. As usual, I'm searching for my true name. With your help, I know I'll find it.", said Yami.
"But of course I'll help! We're partners, right?", said Allen.
Yami nodded in agreement. A few minutes later, Allen finally reached the door to his dorm room, where he sees a familiar face...
"Eh? Nekonome-sensei! What are you doing here?"
"I'm here to make sure you got here safely! You still don't know your way around here. And besides, it seems like the entire school is on your tail now."
Allen breathed heavily. "Great..a school full of enemies. What rotten luck!"
The nekowoman giggled. She knocked on the door twice and said, "Excuse me! Your roommate is here!"
The door creaked open, and inside was a person who made Allen's jaw drop to the ground.
"Oh, great. It's the brat.", said Retsu, who from Allen's point of view, just woke up from a nap.
"W-w-what is you doing here?", Allen stuttered.
"Oh, you two know each other? Well, things will be a lot easier! I'll leave you two alone now!", said Nekonome, skipping away happily.
Allen threw his bags down and started to tap his foot angrily. He glared at Retsu and said, "Explain yourself. NOW."
Retsu didn't say a word. In one quick movement, she removed the rosario necklace from around Allen's neck, and threw a sheet of paper in Allen's face. He looked at it, noticing it was a subpoena for him to be at court this afternoon. "I'm wanted to be seen as well. Your grandmother is on the jury board."
"But why? What we do?", Allen asked.
"Don't you mean what you did? This is a court case for all the times you harassed me back at your place.", said Retsu.
At the moment, Allen's face turned beet red from that. "Harassed you? In what way?", he yelled.
Retsu pulled out two pictures of Allen, staring directly at her butt. Allen blushed hard, for knowing that he couldn't have done that. He took a closer look at the pic, and thought to himself, "That's me...but why don't I remember it?" He heard a slight ticking noise, and Retsu finally said, "It's time to go. We'll be late for court." She grabbed Allen by the front of his school uniform shirt, opened the Spacial Pentagram, and walked inside heading towards the Dimensional Court.
Allen wept tears of defeat. He kept getting dragged & dragged until finally the two arrived at a building in the middle of the Dimensional Rift. When the two went in, the Rift was silent for at least two hours. Once the third hour came in, a loud "WHAT?" rang out.
Inside the building, Allen was just flushed of embarrassment. "Marriage? TO RETSU?"
Judge Luce Nomura, a portly man that seemed to be at the age of 50, said with a gruff voice, "Mr. Henegan, we have been trying to find a suitable punishment for you, but unfortunately, there is no more a suitable punishment than this. Starting today, you will have to prepare for a wedding for Ms. Taimukipa that will happen later on this evening. That is the final decision of this court." He banged the gavel twice and said, "BAILIFF! Get these two out of my sight."
Allen yelled while being dragged away by the bailiff, "I WANT MY LAWYER! I WANT A DIVORCE!"
Retsu groaned and said, "Sorry, Allen. But you would have to wait an entire year for a divorce. Besides, if we are gonna have to do this, we shall do it in a proper way. I'll be heading to the wedding dress parlor for a dress. You will need to get a tux."
"Tux?", said Allen. He seriously didn't like the fact of suits.
Allen: HOLD IT! HOLD IT! What's the meaning of this? Who set up the wedding?
Narrator: I did. Got a problem with it?
Allen: Nana! You fixed the court case? I oughta...!
Narrator: Frankly, I'm getting tired of you two arguing at each other, so this may help you two get along! Now get back in the story! ...Back to the story, a few hours has passed. We find Allen at the church, tapping his foot impatiently at the alter, tugging at the tux that I recommended for him...
"Would someone please get her out here? I may be forced into doing this, but I would like for it to hurry.", said Allen, still upset over the fact that he was marrying Retsu.
The organ player began playing "Here comes the Bride". Everyone stood up, and Allen turned to see Retsu in a white wedding dress. She had her usual stoic expression on her face, but Allen could spot a slight blush on her face, possibly from all the attention. Once Retsu arrived at the alter, the pastor said, "Well...I really hate all the necessary precautions. Who has the rings?"
Sonic walked up with two rings, one for Retsu & one for Allen. "I have them right here, your honor." He placed one ring in Allen's hand, the other in Retsu's.
"Do you, Retsu Taimukipa, take this man as your lawfully wedded husband, until death do you part?", said the pastor.
Retsu, blushing slightly said, "I do." She placed the ring with her name around Allen's left third finger, since his right finger was completely used.
"Do you, Allen Henegan, take this lovely woman as your lawfully wedded wife, until death do you part?", the pastor said for Allen this time.
Before Allen could answer, a voice rang through his head. "Allen, don't say no."
"Goku? Is that you?", he replied back through his mind.
"Yeah. I know what you are thinking. Don't say no to Retsu. Doing that to a female at the alter is terrible, and you aren't that type of person.", Goku said.
"But...", Allen thought.
"Relax. Maybe marrying Retsu is a good thing. If she gets used to the fact of being around you, maybe all the happiness you show to us will rub off on her. Perhaps make her a nice person.", Goku said.
"Help Retsu become nice? Sounds risky, but I'll do it.", Allen thought.
"Mr. Henegan, your answer?", said the pastor.
Allen gulped hard, swallowed what little pride he had at the moment and said, "I do." His hand shook madly, while placing the ring with his name on it around Retsu's finger.
"Well then, by the power vested in me in the State of North Carolina, I now pronounce you man & wife. You may kiss the bride.", said the preacher.
A dead silence fell over the entire area. Allen's heart raced at a million beats per second, since he had no choice but to kiss Retsu. "Oh, why must I do this?", he thought silently to himself. He turned to Retsu, and saw that she was waiting for the kiss. He swallowed hard, then finally kissed her, ending the marriage.
Narrator: Allen returned back to his home and passed out over his bed. He was still dazed over all that had happened. The next day crawled in quickly, Allen was snoring the day away. He was awoken by a poke in his cheek....
"Oww! What was that?", said Allen, rubbing his cheek. He turned slightly and saw Retsu laying in his bed. Immediately, he fell out of bed.
"Oh, great. Not again. Are you alright, honey?", said Retsu, stretching her arms.
"Eh...what was I thinking! This is gonna be difficult to do! How is my life gonna turn out now?", Allen exclaimed, before dropping back on the floor unconscious.
Narrator: Another weird way to end a story. How will Allen's life turn out this time? Find out next time!
Kid Goku: Another chapter done, another adventure brought to a close. My life as the Aelitatrix Bearer gets more & more exciting every day!
Tails: Allen! Nicole just detected an abnormality in the Dimensional Rift!
Kid Goku: Say what? I wonder what it could be?
Retsu: So...it has returned.
Kid Goku: Hmm? What has returned?
Sonic: Find out more in Sonic GX: Return of the Legendary Supercity!
Everyone: See ya next time!
