There you are Sonic, with your big head
ignorant to the fact our fan base are dead
With that smirk you think your cool, now stop running this song is for you
Hey Sonic do you not see? Our new games aren’t even worthy being for free.
Now sit and hear the truth, while you choke on that chili dog I made you
Go ahead and run faster I know you’re able
But your speed can’t save you from the inevitable.
I don’t know why think you can start laughing
When I’m the one stopping you from drowning!
Why not admit that we are done forever
Because our games aren’t getting any better
But you’re just too slow in the head to remember
That the Sega Genesis is no longer our ruler
Our games are way waaaaaay past prime
Waaaaaay past prime.
Waaaaaay past prime.
Waaaaaay past prime Waaay past prime.
Waaaaaay past prime
This is our recent game and this our rating!
If you think these are good, then go get a lobotomy
So tell me what’s so funny?
Have you lost your sanity?
Do you even see our faces, on any gamer magazines?
So go ahead and run faster, I know you’re able
But your speed can’t save you from the inevitable.
Our only future are furry boards and fanfics
Showing both of us getting romantic
I can only hope that the end is near
The end of our existence, to be clear.
You’ll keep on winning
You’ll keep on spinning but that’s all for nothing!
Our games are way waaaaaay past prime
Waaaaaay past prime.
Waaaaaay past prime.
And I know I am cuter than you!
Waaaaaay past prime Waaay past prime.
Waaaaaay past prime
And I’m cuter than you
