The lights were set, the microphones were recording, the video camera was positioned in the correct location and Mina's enormous milktanks were showing just enough underboob to be enticing...
"Hey gang!" Mina smiled, looking at the camera. "It's Mina, here with KG," The python, who was leaning back in his chair with some papers in his hand, waved the papers as a greeting. "to answer some of your fanmail!"
The mongoose turned back to KG, her enormous breasts jiggling handsomely as she did so. "So, without further ado; KG, hit me!"
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From Axle151:
Hi Mina! Long time fan though I gotta ask: how'd you get those huge melons? I had some pics of you from your early days and I gotta say DAYUM GURL! you filled out somethin' good!
Mina: Hiya Axle! Well, I don’t know, really, it just sort of… happened! One day, I didn’t have much of a chest, and then BOOM! Big bra busters!
From AcornLover26:
Dear KG, I feel a lil stupids asking this but...
Is that bulge in your pants real, or do you stuff with a sock? b-cuz if if not, i wanna meat up wit you <3
KG: *adjusts jeans* Well, Mina? Is this real, or am I pulling a Robert Plant and stuffing ma trousers?
Mina: *giggles* Well, I can officially confirm that the package is real, no fakeness here!
From Metallix_14:
Mina! Is there anyway I can get a pic of you topless? pleeez!
Mina: No, I’m afraid not, honey. You can look all you like, I don’t mind, but only KG and my mother have seen me naked!
From The RTC Foundation:
To Ms. Mina Mongoose:
We here at the RTC (Right To Censor) Foundation Are issuing a formal complaint in the form of a petition against your band, 'The Dream Team', and your adulterous acts of wanton sexuality and flagrant vulgar acts of sexualism on stage.
We here at the RTC are issuing this as a warning that we shall be contacting your manager and sponsors to either advise you to tone down your vulgar acts during your concerts, or to have you shut down immediately. This message has been sent to both you and your managers. We expect your full cooperation on this matter and hope to hear back soon.
Sincerely, the RTC Foundation
Mina: Wow... I didn't know Puritans still existed! KG: *sarcastically* Aw mate, that means you'll actually have to put on bra and pants, angel! Mina: *sarcastically* Oh no, our plan to use my pillows to corrupt the minds of our youth has totally been rumbled!
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KG dropped the fanmail pages onto the table with a big fake sigh.
"Well, we'd better stop it there, sweetheart," he said, with mock dejection.
"Yep," Mina slumped forward, actually resting her head face-first on her boobs. "Career's over!"
"Don't worry, angel-boobs!" KG leaned forward, stroking her monstrous chest-bumpers in an effort to console her. "I'm sure you can still get photoshoots for the Nuts magazine!"
But Mina just sighed, her face still enveloped by her own cleavage, as the video faded to black.
Mina looked up and towards the man behind the camera.
"Was that good?"
As the cameraman gave her a thumbs-up, Mina turned to KG and beamed at him.
"Eeee, that was awesome!"
KG leaned back and laughed out loud.
"Aw mate, I can't believe we got the RTC to gurn about us!"
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