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MICE THAT EAT YOGURT HAVE LARGER TESTICLES, SAYS 2012 STUDY

" “First, the scientists noticed that the yogurt-eating mice were incredibly shiny. Using both traditional histology techniques and cosmetic rating scales, the researchers showed that these animals had 10 times the active follicle density of other mice, resulting in luxuriantly silky fur.

Then the researchers spotted some­thing particular about the males: they projected their testes outward, which endowed them with a certain “mouse swagger,” Erdman says. On measuring the males, they found that the testicles of the yogurt consumers were about 5 percent heavier than those of mice fed typical diets alone and around 15 percent heavier than those of junk-eating males.

More important, that masculinity pays off. In mating experiments, yogurt-eating males inseminated their partners faster and produced more offspring than control mice. Conversely, females that ate the yogurt diets gave birth to larger litters and weaned those pups with greater success. Reflecting on their unpublished results, Erdman and Alm think that the probiotic microbes in the yogurt help to make the animals leaner and healthier, which indirectly improves sexual machismo.”


So that explains it! I never woulda guessed!

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And a screenshot from the level of humor expected from my tumblr.

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Published: 8 years, 2 months ago
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Echoen
8 years, 2 months ago
I read this and immediately ate a yogurt cup.

Boston cream pie, yo.
Milkie
8 years, 2 months ago
I pick up yogurt every time I go shopping. <3

Moar yogurt, moar balls.
OliverJarvis
8 years, 2 months ago
so I wasnt the only one to find that article...
Milkie
8 years, 2 months ago
I know somebody ended up showing it to me, I just don't remember who at this point.
OliverJarvis
8 years, 2 months ago
I know I sent you a PM about it once
Milkie
8 years, 2 months ago
Well then it was you. Keco was working on his wats so long I never actually got this picture until today.
OliverJarvis
8 years, 2 months ago
oh, cool bro!
ShanetheFreestyler
8 years, 2 months ago
I wonder what effect it has on bunnies?
tkongingi
8 years, 2 months ago
I already eat lots of yogurt, but I'm not a mouse, so
sedkitty
8 years, 2 months ago
BRB, buying all the yogourt.
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