Movie Spoofs - 1 - Cookie Wars (Star Wars spoof)
A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... there was a cookie. The most noble of cookies. And this cookie only wanted to bring peace and hope to all of its people. But the evil Lord Draper had other plans for this chocolate chip cookie. Plans for total stomach domination. And so it came to pass that the Keebler armada was attacked by the bear paws of Lord Draper... and he ate them.
With a successful strike on the Keebler armada, Lord Draper turned his attention toward the Planet Mallomar, a reputed rebel base. He was still hungry for the taste of chocolate in a cookie as he ordered his fleet to proceed and occupy the unsuspecting planet.
During the occupation of the planet, Princess Love Heart tried to send a message to a Jedi Knight known as Obi Wan Cookinobi. He had been on a mission in deep space with Han Thornbody and Anakin Ringtail, along with two robots and a large hairy canine creature known only as Chewbaklava.
On a small farm outside of the only remaining functional star port on Planet Mallomar, Dipper Skywalker accidentally intercepted the emergency message from Princess Love Heart and took it upon himself to find the great Obi Wan Cookinobi. So he set off for the local star port to try his luck.
Dipper Skywalker entered the Cookie Cantina and he saw for the first time the beautiful ursine Princess Love Heart albeit she was wearing a traveling cloak with a hood. When she saw the young ursine Skywalker, she gave him a gentle smile which caused him to feel butterflies in his stomach. And that sensation made him realize just how beautiful she really was.
Having teamed up with Han Thornbody and Chewbaklava, Dipper Skywalker and Princess Love Heart had sneaked aboard the dreaded Cookie Star where Lord Big Dipper Draper had his troops chase and attack the rebels. Seeking escape through a garbage disposal chute, the rebels fought off an attack by the Trash Heap.
After escaping from the Trash Heap, Dipper Skywalker found himself in a cookie cutter duel versus Lord Draper. Although the action was long and arduous, the villainous cookie mogul soon told Dipper that he was actually his father. Dipper denied this repeatedly and when Cookinobi distracted Lord Draper, Dipper made good his escape with Princess Love Heart as they swung over a cookie dough mixer.
Making good their escape from the Cookie Star, Han Thornbody and Chewbaklava escorted Dipper Skywalker and Princess Love Heart to the nearest rebel base where Han collected a payment for rescuing the Princess as he prepared for departure. Plans were then made for the Wafer-Wing Fighters to attack the Cookie Star in a strike to free the galaxy from an impending doom.
Lord Draper had somehow tracked down the location of the Rebel Alliance's base and the Cookie Star loomed in the distance. But the rebel forces were not as unaware as dark cookie lord had hoped since Dipper Skywalker had discovered the Cookie Star's weakness and was preparing for the final strike against the dreaded Cookie Star in their Wafer-Wing Fighters.
The first attack run on the Cookie Star had not gone well. Even though they were aware of their goal, none could actually hit the target. This frustrated Dipper Skywalker as he brought his Wafer-Wing Fighter around for a second pass. But as he began his final run, he heard Cookinobi's mental voice quite clearly.
Use the recipe, Dipper. Use the recipe.
The legendary Recipe was a special cosmic cookie mental exercise for performing the greatest of feats. Switching off the chocolate chip detection system, Dipper decided to try to use the Recipe. As he neared his target, he launched one shot -- and he hit the target spot on. Then he veered his Wafer-Wing Fighter away as the Cookie Star exploded sending freed chocolate chips everywhere.
Not long after assuring that the empire was indeed defeated (and having collected enough chocolate chips that were floating around space,) the Wafer-Wing Fighters returned to the rebel base and an awards ceremony occurred where Dipper Skywalker and Han Thornbody received awards for their valor in the recent fight. Princess Love Heart then revealed that she had affection for the Thornbody smuggler captain, as Dipper smiled at his friend and the ending credits and musical score dominated the finale.
End of Movie Spoofs - 1 - Cookie Wars