Beware, all ye sinners! The new 7 Deadly Sins are now here! If you dare commit any one of these sins, you shall invoke them and be punished! These 7 did not heed Metamorpher's words, and have been punished by being transformed into the new 7 Deadly Asses! So all of you HEED HIS WORDS! Do not follow these sinners and get punished by the 7 Deadly Asses!!!
Victims/Asses Ass #1 is ChiefBeast, who was too lustful after finding a stack of dirty magazines, with some donkey magazines mixed in. He invoked the donkey sin of LUST. Now he is being punished by being turned into a "Sexy Ass".
, who went to a buffet and challenged himself to eat as much as possible. Doing so invoked the donkey spirit of GLUTTONY. With the sin's help, he is being punished by being turned into a "Fat Ass".
Ass #3 is dragontrove. He got into trading stocks and bonds. Having his mind consumed by GREED invoked that sin's spirit. The spirit egged him on to be smart and greedy, and he was punished by being turned into a "Smart Ass".
Ass #4 is andy, who is so lazy! Lying on the couch all day, doing nothing, invoked the spirit of SLOTH. Too lazy to do anything about it, he yawned as the sin punished him by turning him into a "Lazy Ass".
. When your team loses, you get mad. He got so mad that it invoked the spirit of WRATH. Fueled by his rage, the spirit increased his anger and punished him by turning him into a "Tough Ass".
Ass #6 is Renoran. Envious of others' nether regions, he made the mistake of accepting a spam email, invoking the spirit of ENVY. His head swelled as the spirit punished him by turning him into a "Dumb Ass".
Ass #7 is Daze-Snow-Leopard, who used an old wise saying incorrectly, invoking the spirit of PRIDE. The more he misused the saying, the more the spirit punished him, by turning him into a "Wise Ass".