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Jacinth

TMI Tuesday ... Mitzi Watkins!

Hello everyone! I know I haven't done many of these lately, but I think it's time!

Today's TMI subject is Melissa "Mitzi" Watkins, star of my most recent story "The Grown-Up Version of Melissa Watkins" and co-star of one of my very, very first stories, "A Jane Interlude: Shopping". Plus, in case you missed it, she had an uncredited cameo in my VERY first story, "Desk Job", making her one of my first characters EVER.

Mitzi is the owner of "Studs & Stockings, Inc," an adult entertainment store in downtown Roosevelt City. So go ahead, ask her anything! Please keep in mind, though, that she has just gone through a rather emotional breakup. Sorry if she's a little... acerbic!
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Added: 5 years, 2 months ago
 
RisingDragon
5 years, 2 months ago
Exactly how many piercings do you have?
Jacinth
5 years, 2 months ago
Holy shit, "exactly"? I don't even know... do you count my corsets as one piercing, or one for each loop? Those are 8 on each side. Then four in my cheeks, and let's see... four on my left ear and seven on my right. One in my nose, three in my eyebrows, though I haven't been wearing those lately.. My tongue, my clit, four in my labia, and two in my tail. How many is that? I might've missed some.
RisingDragon
5 years, 2 months ago
whats the strangest customer you had come in at the "Studs & Stockings"?
Jacinth
5 years, 2 months ago
Christ, believe me, I've seen them all. For one thing, kids try to sneak in all the time. Like they're fooling me for even a second. I've had the wives of city council members come in the same week I had a shouting match with their husband in city hall, fighting to keep my store open. There've been a few people arrested in my store, too. That's always fun, because the cops always seem to think I'm selling pot or some shit on the side. And I can't even count how many church figures try to sneak in right at opening with hooded jackets and stuff. That's right, you're not fooling anyone Sister Tabitha! Anyway, I try not to judge because hey, it's business right?

But the craziest thing was probably a young mom who came in with her preschoolers. Like 5 and 4. And she just let them run around the shop while placing a special order for a gimp-mask with me. She had to hurry out so fast when the older one left a welt on his sister with a whip that she forgot her thirty bucks in change.
BlastoTheHanar
5 years, 2 months ago
Fifteen year-old herm Ashton walks up to Mitzi. Then he asks her, completely serious and confident, "Could you ever be convinced to sell to a minor?"
Jacinth
5 years, 2 months ago
*Mitzi crosses her arms and rolls her eyes. When she talks, it's over Ashton's head, ignoring him.*You see, this is exactly the sort of shit I was talking about. Every single fucking day. Like I don't have enough problems keeping my business open and profitable between the conservatives and the economy. For fuck's sake.*she looks down at Ashton* Listen, kid, I've got the RCPD on speed-dial. They won't arrest you, but I'm sure they'd be more than happy to give you a ride in the back of a black-and-white and drag you home to your mother by your ear.
BlastoTheHanar
5 years, 2 months ago
Ashton, completely undaunted, just smirks and replies with the same tone. "Hey, just a friendly question. I know how it is. It's just my first time in this town, and I'm scoping things out." He drops the smirk, and continues, "So, any legal places you would suggest I visit instead? What do you like about living here?"
Jacinth
5 years, 2 months ago
Most of the kids your age hang out at Wardenclyffe or in the public greenspaces. They're still trying to drum up more business and interest deeper downtown, but that's more for the 20-something crowd.
BlastoTheHanar
5 years, 2 months ago
"That all sounds nice. But, I was really more interested in what YOU find most fun or engaging around here." Ashton retorted. Then, realizing that he had inadvertently thrust out his bosom with his emphasis, and remembering her earlier outrage, quickly added, "Not that I'm coming on to you, I just like to see a place from the views of its inhabits."
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 2 months ago
*A twenty-something otter woman walks in to the shop, the slight swell of pregnancy visible under her NY Rangers t-shirt*

Hello, miss. I was wondering if you had any *ahem* sex swings in stock? My boyfriend and I are curious to explore new ways to make love during our pregnancy.

*notices the clerk's sour demeanor*

Sorry if I am overstepping any lines, but you don't seem too happy to be here. If you don't mind me asking, how did a young girl like you end up running an establishment like this?
Jacinth
5 years, 2 months ago
Sorry. Let's just say it's been a rough week. I don't keep swings in stock, because the cheaper ones were failing all the time. We sell them through customer orders, specially fitted to you and/or your partner. Plus, my associate James can do a professional installation for just $30 more. Although, because of incidents in the past, I must stress that James would be onsite for installation purposes *only.* He won't entertain any, ah... other services.

As for how I came to work here, well... the property was my aunt's. She used to run a pottery shop and school when the city was still young. My parents were getting ready to move out of town when she passed away, and I convinced them to pass it on to me instead of selling it. As for how I got into this sort of business... well, low competition, low overhead, and let's just say it's something I already had some knowledge or interest in, so it just kind of worked itself out.
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 2 months ago
*ponders the sight of her chubby polar bear lover suspended in a swing and giggles*

Sorry, something you said just gave me a silly mental image. Don't mind me. And, oh! I bet he does. But no, George and I are happily monogamous.

*Is totally clueless about her niece*
hysvear
5 years, 2 months ago
i have, like, a million questions, but i don't want to overwhelm you with them all, so...

*pauses for thought*

What was the first piercing you ever got? And are there any that you regret having done?
Jacinth
5 years, 2 months ago
My first one ever was my tail... Underside, right by the base. I got it for all the wrong reasons... I wanted to rebel against my parents, but not get caught doing it. Hardcore, huh? It's still one of my favorites though. I don't regret any of my piercings, even though looking back I can definitely see I had stupid reasons for getting them. I have so many now that I almost never wear them all at the same time. I like to mix it up!
dilbertdog
5 years, 2 months ago
what is your fave toy
Jacinth
5 years, 2 months ago
The Stronic Pulsator, hands down. Seriously, there's nothing else like it!
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