sorry man...i wish you the best of luck...whatever the problem is....dont know if it will help...but a few puns and jokes
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway). What do you call a Nazi Dominatrix?A Strict Dicipline Arian I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'. I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes. I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. For a while, Houdini used a lot of trap doors in his act, but he was just going through a stage. The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
sorry man...i wish you the best of luck...whatever the problem is....dont know if it will help...but
