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*wanders away from the world sadly*
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Added: 5 years, 9 months ago
5 years, 9 months ago
*pulls you back and hugs*
you ok dude?
5 years, 9 months ago
no,havent been ok for some time now.
5 years, 9 months ago
care to talk bout it?
im here should ya need me
5 years, 9 months ago
not really, all talking has done is made it worse.
5 years, 9 months ago
sorry man...i wish you the best of luck...whatever the problem is....dont know if it will help...but a few puns and jokes

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
What do you call a Nazi Dominatrix?A Strict Dicipline Arian
I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'.
I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.
I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
For a while, Houdini used a lot of trap doors in his act, but he was just going through a stage.
The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
5 years, 9 months ago
*facepaws* i'm giving all these to my best friend when he gets on tonight, he uses his stockpile of puns to take over small countries
5 years, 9 months ago
Cool...wish him luck then XD
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